jfields 0 #1 May 23, 2003 Well, not really.... But in the interest of fairness, I'd like Bill's friends, or Bill himself to prepare the following list: Top 20 Things Bill Knows NOTHING About It obviously can't have any thing about skydiving, biodiesel, global warning or S&M dungeon design. So folks, come on and help out! It will make us all feel better. Of course, this list will have to be updated quickly as he dilligently goes out and researchs whatever we come up with for the list. Clearly, just teasing, Bill. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dgskydive 0 #2 May 23, 2003 1. Makeup (I hope) 2. Hair stylesDom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #3 May 23, 2003 Quote1. Makeup (I hope) 2. Hair styles 3. Fashion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #4 May 23, 2003 Quote 3. Fashion We have to come up with some good ones. It isn't like I can talk about that either! Good effort though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites laurie 0 #5 May 23, 2003 4. Sitting at the Bombshelter and drinking beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #6 May 23, 2003 He knows nothing about knowing nothing. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #7 May 23, 2003 Quote 4. Sitting at the Bombshelter and drinking beer Nah. He's good at that. Along with egging other people on to go ahead and get another pitcher... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites FliegendeWolf 0 #8 May 23, 2003 Oooh oooh ... Schenkerian analysis of tonal music!! I hereby nominate myself as resident dz.com expert on Schenkerian analysis.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites steve1 5 #9 May 23, 2003 I'm thinking????.......Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites JohnnyD 0 #10 May 23, 2003 QuoteQuote3. Fashion I dunno. I dig the 80s shades with the side material. I know, he probably uses them when installing solar panels on top of Mt. Everest but jeez. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #11 May 23, 2003 Here are my top 20 guesses. Biodiesel RULES! 1) Celtic Poetry 2) Babylonian cooking 3) Needlepoint 4) Secret Handshakes of Iraqi Prison Guards 5) Yodelling 6) George P. Burdell History 7) Quaternion Integration 8) Chemical Composition of Tiger vs Moose flatulents 9) The layout of my kitchen 10) Identification of Nain sheeshla and nukhla rugs 11) Camel racing 12) Sebazz's mating habits 13) Farrier's tools 14) The Rothenburg glockenspiel 15) The Ancient Art of Baguazhang 16) Manufacturing goat cheese 17) hypergolic rocket propellants 18) preparing chonko-nabe 19) Yurt etiquette 20) Chinese archaeologyVinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,070 #12 May 23, 2003 You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites beemertec 0 #13 May 23, 2003 Quote You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts. BUSTED!!! Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jfields 0 #14 May 23, 2003 Quote You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts. God damnit, Bill, you are efficient too. When I asked last month about getting a ride from San Diego to Perris, Keith volunteered. Now I know that you used your biodiesel-powered generator and your solar array to power the supercomputer you programmed to figure out that I would be picking on you in the future and subliminally pre-arrange his opportunity to make me his bitch. I just can't win! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites riddler 0 #15 May 23, 2003 Quote 7) Quaternion Integration I'm thinking Bill could handle this one. Heck - if I've done it, I'm guessing Bill could do it in his sleep. The others are good, though. Needlepoint. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jumperpaula 0 #16 May 23, 2003 My mamma used to say that the boys only picked on me because they liked me... So that's the only reason ya'll are pickin on Bill , right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites katiebear21 0 #17 May 23, 2003 Quote Here are my top 20 guesses. Biodiesel RULES! 1) Celtic Poetry 2) Babylonian cooking 3) Needlepoint 4) Secret Handshakes of Iraqi Prison Guards 5) Yodelling 6) George P. Burdell History 7) Quaternion Integration 8) Chemical Composition of Tiger vs Moose flatulents 9) The layout of my kitchen 10) Identification of Nain sheeshla and nukhla rugs 11) Camel racing 12) Sebazz's mating habits 13) Farrier's tools 14) The Rothenburg glockenspiel 15) The Ancient Art of Baguazhang 16) Manufacturing goat cheese 17) hypergolic rocket propellants 18) preparing chonko-nabe 19) Yurt etiquette 20) Chinese archaeology Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #18 May 23, 2003 QuoteThings Bill Knows NOTHING About Picking up chicks.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites billvon 3,070 #19 May 23, 2003 >Picking up chicks. I have no problem picking up chicks; I just never know where to put them back down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites TheAnvil 0 #20 May 24, 2003 Yeah, it just sounds tough, though it's pretty simple. You're right. Let's replace that with 'crochet' or 'knitting' or something. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites feelopen 0 #21 May 24, 2003 21. breeding pythons 22. breeding claridacea beetles i know a lot about both of these things just in case you were, well, trying to breed a bunch of checkered beetles so you could, well, let em loose to eat other beetles. or in case you wanted to breed some of your pythons.cp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites GroundZero 0 #22 May 24, 2003 this should be an interesting to lurk.... Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Stacy 0 #23 May 24, 2003 Neopolitan chords Tone rows Plagal Cadences How to do brain surgery on river rats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Deuce 1 #24 May 24, 2003 You folks haven't met Amy. Plus he gets chairs from the pool for cute little chicks in sundresses. BillVon's got some serious Mojo. And a hellacious sattelite telephone hooked up to this scratched-up little notebook computer that looks like he opens it up and solders stuff in it like every other day. If he doesn't have the subject memorized, he can look it up from orbit, or hack the system where it's stored. Bad move, Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #25 May 24, 2003 Quote or in case you wanted to breed some of your pythons I've never really found them attractive....but to each his own I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. 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dgskydive 0 #2 May 23, 2003 1. Makeup (I hope) 2. Hair stylesDom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 May 23, 2003 Quote1. Makeup (I hope) 2. Hair styles 3. Fashion Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #4 May 23, 2003 Quote 3. Fashion We have to come up with some good ones. It isn't like I can talk about that either! Good effort though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
laurie 0 #5 May 23, 2003 4. Sitting at the Bombshelter and drinking beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #6 May 23, 2003 He knows nothing about knowing nothing. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #7 May 23, 2003 Quote 4. Sitting at the Bombshelter and drinking beer Nah. He's good at that. Along with egging other people on to go ahead and get another pitcher... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #8 May 23, 2003 Oooh oooh ... Schenkerian analysis of tonal music!! I hereby nominate myself as resident dz.com expert on Schenkerian analysis.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #9 May 23, 2003 I'm thinking????.......Steve1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnnyD 0 #10 May 23, 2003 QuoteQuote3. Fashion I dunno. I dig the 80s shades with the side material. I know, he probably uses them when installing solar panels on top of Mt. Everest but jeez. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #11 May 23, 2003 Here are my top 20 guesses. Biodiesel RULES! 1) Celtic Poetry 2) Babylonian cooking 3) Needlepoint 4) Secret Handshakes of Iraqi Prison Guards 5) Yodelling 6) George P. Burdell History 7) Quaternion Integration 8) Chemical Composition of Tiger vs Moose flatulents 9) The layout of my kitchen 10) Identification of Nain sheeshla and nukhla rugs 11) Camel racing 12) Sebazz's mating habits 13) Farrier's tools 14) The Rothenburg glockenspiel 15) The Ancient Art of Baguazhang 16) Manufacturing goat cheese 17) hypergolic rocket propellants 18) preparing chonko-nabe 19) Yurt etiquette 20) Chinese archaeologyVinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #12 May 23, 2003 You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beemertec 0 #13 May 23, 2003 Quote You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts. BUSTED!!! Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #14 May 23, 2003 Quote You just wait, Justin. Any day now you'll be wondering why the phrase "is that your first . . ." keeps changing to "I'm Keith's bitch!" in your posts. God damnit, Bill, you are efficient too. When I asked last month about getting a ride from San Diego to Perris, Keith volunteered. Now I know that you used your biodiesel-powered generator and your solar array to power the supercomputer you programmed to figure out that I would be picking on you in the future and subliminally pre-arrange his opportunity to make me his bitch. I just can't win! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #15 May 23, 2003 Quote 7) Quaternion Integration I'm thinking Bill could handle this one. Heck - if I've done it, I'm guessing Bill could do it in his sleep. The others are good, though. Needlepoint. Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jumperpaula 0 #16 May 23, 2003 My mamma used to say that the boys only picked on me because they liked me... So that's the only reason ya'll are pickin on Bill , right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #17 May 23, 2003 Quote Here are my top 20 guesses. Biodiesel RULES! 1) Celtic Poetry 2) Babylonian cooking 3) Needlepoint 4) Secret Handshakes of Iraqi Prison Guards 5) Yodelling 6) George P. Burdell History 7) Quaternion Integration 8) Chemical Composition of Tiger vs Moose flatulents 9) The layout of my kitchen 10) Identification of Nain sheeshla and nukhla rugs 11) Camel racing 12) Sebazz's mating habits 13) Farrier's tools 14) The Rothenburg glockenspiel 15) The Ancient Art of Baguazhang 16) Manufacturing goat cheese 17) hypergolic rocket propellants 18) preparing chonko-nabe 19) Yurt etiquette 20) Chinese archaeology Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #18 May 23, 2003 QuoteThings Bill Knows NOTHING About Picking up chicks.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #19 May 23, 2003 >Picking up chicks. I have no problem picking up chicks; I just never know where to put them back down. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #20 May 24, 2003 Yeah, it just sounds tough, though it's pretty simple. You're right. Let's replace that with 'crochet' or 'knitting' or something. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
feelopen 0 #21 May 24, 2003 21. breeding pythons 22. breeding claridacea beetles i know a lot about both of these things just in case you were, well, trying to breed a bunch of checkered beetles so you could, well, let em loose to eat other beetles. or in case you wanted to breed some of your pythons.cp Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GroundZero 0 #22 May 24, 2003 this should be an interesting to lurk.... Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #23 May 24, 2003 Neopolitan chords Tone rows Plagal Cadences How to do brain surgery on river rats Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #24 May 24, 2003 You folks haven't met Amy. Plus he gets chairs from the pool for cute little chicks in sundresses. BillVon's got some serious Mojo. And a hellacious sattelite telephone hooked up to this scratched-up little notebook computer that looks like he opens it up and solders stuff in it like every other day. If he doesn't have the subject memorized, he can look it up from orbit, or hack the system where it's stored. Bad move, Justin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 May 24, 2003 Quote or in case you wanted to breed some of your pythons I've never really found them attractive....but to each his own I guess. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
