FeMike 0 #1 May 24, 2003 Caption this photo from Perris today. This was real and not staged. What were we all looking at? Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
katiebear21 0 #2 May 24, 2003 Damn if they didn't have on jumpsuits the caption would be whuffo! Katie Get your PMS glass necklace here Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #3 May 25, 2003 So we get out the plane up there? Not while it's on the ground ??!!! ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #4 May 25, 2003 Alright, who's responsible for that [use your imagination]. -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #5 May 25, 2003 Look! Naked! -Hixxx death,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 May 25, 2003 'Look!!!! flying boobies!!!!'__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #7 May 25, 2003 In a bizarre ritual, dating back to the 1960s - the skydivers each display their largest booger to the California Sun God, for his approval. Should the Sun God be pleased, he will grant the skydivers blue skies for the remainder of the day.This practice has been found to be ineffective in the (rainy) eastern United States. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #8 May 25, 2003 "Holy shit, look at that rack. I didn't think Clay was coming to Perris. Nevermind, it's just Skybytch."Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #9 May 25, 2003 "Is that Skybytch doin' a nekid jump???" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CRWBUDDHA 0 #10 May 25, 2003 Look there, those CRW Guys are setting another World Record..........Man that's way cool....! CRWBUDDHA Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #11 May 25, 2003 Question: "What are the winds right now?" Answer (all licking fingers, and speaking in unison): "Here, let me check"Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #12 May 25, 2003 Quote Question: "What are the winds right now?" Answer (all licking fingers, and speaking in unison): "Here, let me check" good stuff. seriously though, are they looking at a malfunction? its a bird, its a plane, no, its a lineover with a broken riser! MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FeMike 0 #13 May 25, 2003 Quotegood stuff. seriously though, are they looking at a malfunction? DYEVOUT has the best one yet. Call me crazy but you would have to call everyone crazy too. We were looking at a UFO...No kidding, it was a shiny object that seemed to be hovering around 8,000 ft and spinning fast. I have seen numerous odd stuff, like 3 orbs hovering in formation then going into a line then back into a V all in that same piece of sky over Big Bear and San Bernardino or so. Maby some weird stuff from Edwards AFB but this was bid and hovering and spinning, definetly not trash or a balloon. Mike Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
douwanto 22 #14 May 25, 2003 Have you guys seen my wife???Who pissed on the toliet seat??WoW you really do bounce!!!Where did you guys come from???Chris Uncle/GrandPapa Whit Unico Rodriguez # 245 Muff Brother # 2421 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #15 May 25, 2003 "It's the Porno Pixie!"It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #16 May 25, 2003 LOOK BOSS DE PLANE DE PLANE!!!!if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallinWoman 1 #17 May 25, 2003 Quote In a bizarre ritual, dating back to the 1960s - the skydivers each display their largest booger to the California Sun God, for his approval. ROTFLMAO!!!!!! I vote for this one.... ~Anne I'm a Doll!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #18 May 25, 2003 Entertainment News Sangiro Press: Sat May 24, 2003 4:41 p.m. Perris, California - A small and undistinguished group of hopeful actors gathered in Perris California to audition for Sunday Night Fever, the sequel to Saturday Night Fever and Stayin' Alive. Hopeful to become the next John Travolta, this group performs the dance maneuver made famous by Travolta in the first installment. "They said to bring our jumpsuits" said one, who gave his name only as "Shark." FeMike, director of photography, stated, "obviously, this is a pretty sorry group. They display a lack of coordination. I haven't seen anything this bad since 'Footloose.'" Auditions are continuing through Monday... My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riddler 0 #19 May 25, 2003 Quoteit was a shiny object that seemed to be hovering around 8,000 ft and spinning fast So imagine you're a group of advanced aliens from another planet. (I believe). Anyway, you have your spaceships and you're exploring the galaxy, when you come across an interesting group of relatively hairless bipedal primates on a distant planet in one corner of the galaxy. You establish the usual team of observers, and after 100 years or so, you notice that they follow the basic patterns of living creatures, subject to the most basic primal instincts in the evolutionary framework (survival, reproduction), along with a few more specific instincts (territorialism, social heirarchy) that appeal to lower life forms, as well as one bizzare instinct (ritual) that must be the result of some lack of good breeding. No big deal, really - all very interesting. But then, just within the last 50 years, you notice a trend of a very small group of bipeds that engage in a weird habit of cramming into archaic thin-fluid traversing machines (known locally as "airplanes"), ride them up to wholly usafe altitudes (notice the direct contradiction to the first prime instinct - survival), and voluntarily chuck themselves out. What could this be? Some new form of travel? Hardly - they don't seem to make any circumglobal progression. A solitary experiment in physics? Don't think so - the same creatures seem to engage in this activity several times a day. Why would otherwise normal creatures engage in such non-productive and obviously self-destructive behavior? Of course UFOs are going to hang around dropzones! They want to know why we do it. Keep your eyes on the sky at the DZ. And if any small grey people with big eyes ask about doing a tandem, make sure they bring a case of Arcturian Beer.Trapped on the surface of a sphere. XKCD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #20 May 25, 2003 QuoteEntertainment News Sangiro Press: Sat May 24, 2003 4:41 p.m. ROFLMSLAO!!!!!! Holy shit that's good! I haven't laughed that hard in years!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #21 May 25, 2003 A Mass Recreation of Vic's First Visit to the Dropzone in Cutaway.A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #22 May 25, 2003 Gynocolgists from the WNBA_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tbrown 26 #23 May 25, 2003 "So THAT'S why they were loading a piano into the Skyvan! Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #24 May 25, 2003 Quote Call me crazy you're crazy. Quote We were looking at a UFO...No kidding, it was a shiny object that seemed to be hovering around 8,000 ft and spinning fast. wow... it looks like its noon in the picture, and you all are already so drunk that you think you see UFOs... You all started drinking in the morning? I gotta get to this dz MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
