bodypilot90 0 #1 May 22, 2003 CLOCKS IN HEAVEN Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "Incredible," said Hillary. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as ceiling fan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #2 May 22, 2003 Quote "Where's Bill's clock?" asked Hillary. "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as ceiling fan LL You sure SkyVenture didn't buy it to use in one of their tunnels? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #3 May 22, 2003 Quote You sure SkyVenture didn't buy it to use in one of their tunnels? lol could be Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 May 22, 2003 hahahaha ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #5 May 22, 2003 Quote ...wonder what your clock looks like?????hhhhmmm Slower not that I'm married and not dating Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beemertec 0 #6 May 22, 2003 LOL! hehe Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
