bvsdjumper 0 #1 May 21, 2003 New Sex Study It has been determined that the most used sexual position for married couples is the doggie position............. He sits up and begs while........ She rolls over and plays dead My wife My wife seems to be losing her sense of humour for no apparent reason. Why, just the other day she got mad when she announced that she was going to the beauty parlour. I asked, "Are you going in for an estimate, or are you going to get the work done?" How are your kids doing Four men went golfing one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill The three men started talking, bragging about their sons. The first man told the others, "My son is a homebuilder and he is so successful that he gave a friend a new home for free." The second man said, "My son was a car salesman and now he owns a multi-line dealership. He's so successful that he gave a friend a new Mercedes, fully loaded." The third man, not wanting to be outdone, bragged, "My son is a stockbroker and he's doing so well that he gave his friend an entire stock portfolio." The fourth man joined them on the tee after a few minutes of taking care of business. The first man mentioned, "We are just talking about our sons. How is yours doing?" The fourth man replied, "Well, my son is gay and dances in a gay bar. I'm not totally thrilled about the dancing job, but he must be doing good. His last three boyfriends gave him a house, a brand new Mercedes, and a stock portfolio." The boss My boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local sign shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said, "Your wife called. She wants her sign back!" A woman returns home from a doctor's visit and excitedly says to her husband "The doctor told me I have the breasts of a 20 year old!" "Oh yea", her husband says, "what did he say about your 60 year old ass?" "We didn't talk about you." she replies.... Limo falls off lift at Caddy dealer --ArtSky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #2 May 21, 2003 I always enjoy the funnies. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gress 0 #3 May 21, 2003 Oh, that poor limo... How does that kind of thing happen?? -Mag Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 May 21, 2003 A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles." "No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day." ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beemertec 0 #5 May 21, 2003 Keep em coming! The funnies make the day go by faster! Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bvsdjumper 0 #6 May 21, 2003 Talk about being tired! Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #7 May 22, 2003 Quote Talk about being tired! I felt like that today...after getting up for work at 4 AM two days in a row. Then I finally get home this afternoon and some guys are replacing the gutters on my apartment building. So....they are hammering in nails like a foot outside my window...... Luckily they didn't stay oo long. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #8 May 22, 2003 QuoteTalk about being tired! HHHHHMMMMMMMM. . . . . . . Poison Cheerios [writes down] ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
