Skydiving Limericks

[TheBile 0]

There was a Dutch teacher called Karma
Who jumped on the outskirts of Palma
He got in a State
Pulled Silver a bit late
And landed in the field of a farmer.

No bones did he break, our friend Karma
Although it was a bit of a drama
You see, Dally broke his fall
As far as I can recall
So he owes his life to Dally the Lama

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[Scratch 0]

Fix it, Fix it, Fix it now said Kerry 'bout her car.
I need it, need it really bad and the fucker's not going far.
Flash some cash or a plastic card said the mechie from his yard.
To make it go and patch it up is surely not to hard.
but the card is maxed and Blue is broke
That comes from jumping say knowing folk.
Fuck you says Blue what do you know.
Do you think I do it just for show.
I do it for the studly men, to get laid and laid like a battery hen.
Looking cool gets you tool, all I want, all I need.
What I do is just tell them when.

[Scratch 0]

I'll do you right now said Scratch to the girl
but the size of your snatch makes me want to go hurl
The bush is to thick the smell makes me sick
and the green on your clit makes my prick curl.

[Scratch 0]

Said Gerb on the curb to his trick of the day.
Come with me my lad I'm a fucking good lay
My ass may be loose and my looks gone away
But for the price of a jump and a warm place to stay
I'll fuck and I'll suck and I'll roll in the hay.

[highfly 0]

Nasty boys, Nasty boys are everywhere,
They don't care about the smell of your hair,
The green on your clit,
Just makes them wanna hit,
Your stinky ass Bush from here to there.

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[bluefingers 0]

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but the card is maxed and Blue is broke
That comes from jumping say knowing folk.

aint that the truth .....


as for the rest!

Kerry

[skreamer 1]

There was a young Welshman named Gerb
sheep bottoms he would disturb
till caught in a dry patch
he shared a tank with scratch
and learnt how pork is a verb

[Scratch 0]

There was a young man called Skreamer
Who's squatting produced quite a steamer.
"That isn't half bad after the dinner I've had"
But then nothing greases like semen

[bluepill 0]

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There was a young Welshman named Gerb
sheep bottoms he would disturb
till caught in a dry patch
he shared a tank with scratch
and learnt how pork is a verb

ROFLMAO !!!!!!

[skreamer 1]

There was a skydiver named Scratch
Who just couldn't get any snatch
So he cut off his knob
with a really small knife
And asked Gerb
'Can I be your wife?'

[Scratch 0]

There was a young farm boy called Will.
Who's mother was slack with her pill.
Thats how he got to be here,
now we all live in fear of him invading our rear.
and the beasts of him humping his fill

[TheBile 0]

Miss Bennett was a skydiving ace
She also had a really cute face.
She got sick of the strain
From going up in a plane
So now she will only jump BASE.

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !