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ScottishJohn

How dodgy are you

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Alright geezer! Fancy yourself as a bit tasty? It may be against the law, but what they don't know won't hurt 'em eh? We know your heart's in the right place… but watch out or that place may be a 3 to 5 stretch in Pentonville with 'Mad' Frank, Harry the Horse and 'Wristy' Rich Richardson.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 44 Potential fine: £7500

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what the hell yeah Id definitely rate you as being a keeper cause damn I think your the only one to never have gotten caught with your hand in the cookie jar:P

- GQ

... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ...
-Charles Lindberg

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Crooked
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:


Years in prison: 84 Potential fine: £9500 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!

Hmmm ... am I bad?



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37 years for me but,
If a Scott is owed by a Welsh from a football game 2 weeks ago, can the Scott shoot the Welsh with an arrow?:P and not pay fees for having the fletching ruffeled in an unsporting fasion?(except on Sunday)
assuming the Welsh falls on wet ground.
-Grant

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Seems I am a good little boy - ahem...

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 12.5 Potential fine: £7000

*Please note this is just a fun quiz so don't be alarmed by your score! The maximum penalty has been taken for each crime and no consideration for scale of crime committed.

Nick
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Crooked Too
Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…)

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 87 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!


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I am extremely Dodgy.

I have owned:

'71 Dodge Tradesman 200 van
'75 Dodge 1/2 ton pickup 2WD
'77 Dodge Monaco 2 door
'85 Dodge Ram heavy 1/2 4WD
'92 Dodge Shadow
'97 Dodge Neon
'97 Dodge Ram (Cummins) 2500 4WD

(plus some Plymouths, and Chryslers - and even a couple of GM's)

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

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