Bad jokes

[retreved 0]

I have an upcoming visit with my nephews and need some 'safe', bad jokes for them. I'll start...

A pirate with a steering wheel in his pants walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Do you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"
To which the pirate replies, "Arrr, 'tis drivin' me nuts!"

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

what's wrong with my dracula joke?

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[DYEVOUT 0]

If you can't find one or two here, you've got issues.

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[n2skdvn 0]

did you hear about boomarangs they're making a come back!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[DYEVOUT 0]

Do you know how many pianos Liberace owned??

Me neither, but he had organs up the ass.

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[Guest]

Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where you left it.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[CrazyIvan 0]

You know what's the best part of dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her anywhere.

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[n2skdvn 0]

did ya hear about the new resturant on the moon
great food good service..but no atmosphere

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[dterrick 0]

From Monty Python


http://www.stone-dead.asn.au/main.html

go to TV series, series 1, episode 1, "The funniest joke in the world"

Wenn ist das Nunstrück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
[and later...]

Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der strasse, and von vas... assaulted! peanut. Ho-ho-ho-ho.


and, my fav. from Pulp Fiction (Uma's joke)

3 tomatoes were walking doen the road... papa tomato, mama tomato, and baby tomato. Baby kept falling behind mama and papa and finally papa got mad, turned around and SMASed baby tomato into the sidewalk and said "ketchup"

Dave

Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

[Thanatos340 1]

Why did the Chicken cross the road?


To prove to the Possum that it could be done!!

[tbrown 26]

What do you say to a one legged hitchiker ?

Hop in !

(Actually I stole that one from Bob Weir of the Grateful Dead, whose joke stink so bad they're actually funny...).

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[marcandalysse 0]

he asked for safe for kids!! but then again, kids these days....