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What do you do with your boogers?

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"he he were do you get that stuff from.. he he"
Most of it comes out of his nose, just don't ask the same question on his ass wiping poll.....;)B|

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OMG....Casie is going to jump all over this post!!



Sure am!:P How bout that Seinfield episode about pickin or scratchin???? Gotta luv Jerry......ha ha ha ha This is GROSS!:P
~Porn Kitty
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I engage my four year old in "booger wars". Unfortunately, he is at a major disadvantage with a smaller gun and a tendency to eat his own ammo...

-Hixxx
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-but beauty is more now than dying’s when

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I am a flick and fly guy. but I've been known to feed them to the dog as well. It's even cooler when you get a big long nasty snot huggin lung cookie and tease the dog with that shit. She loves it and will just eat em up. snot rockets for everyone

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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I havn't done that in years, thanks for reminding me how cool it was.

Feeding boogers and snot to dogs one nostril load at a time

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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feeding them to dogs runs a close second to letting big snot rocket go while your out jogging in a crowded public place. Where everyone can see and hear what you're doin.


or when your out surfing you can honk your nose and rub it into your face as a form of sun screen..
just kidding. i have never done that.

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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I know a guy that would poo finger peoples car door handles... that is so wrong.. But he's from Statten Island and they do weird shit for kicks out there

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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So I used to have a nose ring when I worked in a recording studio. Only, it got infected and I had to let the hole close. Well, in the studio one day, I felt something large dislodge from the starboard nostril. I closed port and blew, a la snot rocket style, and out flew this frisbee shaped booger, presumably that had formed around the inside of the nostril where the piercing was healing.

Well, "no shit there I was," this frisbee shaped boog caught a little bit of lift and decended in a trajectory that landed it about 6 feet away from me. I went over to it, bent over, picked it up, and stood in awe for a moment at the aerodynamics of this booger. Then I ate it. Just kidding, I really just wadded it up and through it away. But the rest of it is all true!! Coolest booger in the world, man!

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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normally i just flick off somehwhere or wipe on something but once i was sitting having dinner with some friends out side when my nose kinda exploded and a huge snot ball flew out, over the persons head opposite me and landed in a bush about 4 ft away.:P

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