lawrocket 3 #1 May 13, 2003 Ladies and gentlemen: There is a threat out there that I don't know if you are aware. This threat is dihydrogen oxide, and it is dangerous. I've just become aware of the damage it causes. Dihydrogen oxide is found in every lake, river, stream pond and ocean in North America and elsewhere. It is a key component of acid rain. It is also one of the primary, if not THE primary greenhouse gas. Studies have shown it to be found in every cancerous cell in that was tested for it. IT also kills thousands of Americans every year, mainly through accidental inhalation. Not only does it kill thousands, but is responsible for millions of dollars in property damage every year. I am considering contacting the legislature to ban this horrific substance. I thought I would make sure that I am not spinning my wheels by testing the idea here. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #2 May 13, 2003 Only if this damned Oreo's ban goes through.... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #3 May 13, 2003 NO! We shall NOT ban DiHydrogen Oxide! I tried pulling this on one of my buddies. He said f#$k the environmentalists, he ain't banning anything! Oh, that nasty, nasty DiHydrogen Oxide.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 May 13, 2003 What is it a by-product of and what good does it do? There's always a flip side to arguments like this, and since you didn't put that in with your arguement, then I'm very very slow to agree with you.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 May 13, 2003 Ahhhh, now I see, thanks Rev Jim! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beemertec 0 #6 May 13, 2003 I can't beleive people actually freak out over this. Punch dihydrogen oxide into a search engine. Some people seem to actually take this seriously. Some very funny stuff Blue Skies Steve Ok, so it's pink, but I'm secure in my manhood, and I still look cool coming in under it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bch7773 0 #7 May 13, 2003 Yeah down with H2O!!! uhoh, I mean dihydrogen oxide ... hope I didn't reveal the secret... I say we should replace dihydrogen oxide with dinitrogen oxide... that would give us all a laugh... literally MB 3528, RB 1182 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airann 1 #8 May 13, 2003 Quote Christian Provenzano, Feds President, is outraged at the new findings. ... He is heading a student task group, composed of heavy beer drinkers, to study the problem. "For some reason," he states, "beer neutralizes the effects of dihydrogen oxide." ~AirAnn~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #9 May 13, 2003 Hell, if people freak out over "cis-fat" why not dihydrogen oxide? Everything I said is 100 percent correct. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #10 May 13, 2003 Save Dihydrogen Peroxide! Drink Beer..I don't know, it's not as catchy as the shorter version. "Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zonie 0 #11 May 13, 2003 Naw, just move to Arizona, we dont have that problem here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesNahikian 0 #12 May 13, 2003 I've stopped adding that stuff to my scotch whisky but the S.O. would move out if I ceased using it altogether. Citric acid in the form of a twist is the next item on my banned list. I'm not progressive, apparently. D. James Nahikian CHICAGO Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #13 May 13, 2003 This is retarded. I was paying too much attention of the wording of the survey, it actually took me a few moments. funny stuff. sds=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #14 May 13, 2003 I blame the people that drive those hydrogen cars, selfish bastards they have no concern for the environment making us suffer their Dihydrogen Oxide fumes. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #15 May 13, 2003 u mean Dihydrogen Monoxide? Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #16 May 13, 2003 nope, we need all the bad shit we can get! Earth first, we'll mine the other planets later.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #17 May 13, 2003 Buba the love sponge in florida did something on this a couple years back and scared the bejesus outta some retires.. said that terrorists were putting dihydrogen monoxide in the cities water supply Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #18 May 13, 2003 THIS SITE makes some good points ..... ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
