chopchop 0 #1 April 30, 2003 So.. we moved into this building about 3 years ago and one feature we really liked about it is that there is a hotdog vendor down the street.. The thing is, Muhammad, the vendor is kinda like the soup nazi from Seinfeld.. I have been getting the same hot dog 4 or 5 times a month for 3 years now (Jumbo dog with ketchup, mustard, onions, grated cheese and jalapenos along with pizzalicious Pringles and a Diet Pepsi) and you would swear it was the first tiem I went there.. The hotdog nazi ordering procedure is this... define the meat politely... ex. "Polish, please" or "Jumbo dog please" wait as he starts moving hot dogs and sausages from bin to bin for some unexplicable reason.. (any hotdog vendors that can share the light on this?) next, he puts the dog in the bun and slices it almost through all the way down the length.. then he looks at you and barks "WHATDoyouwantonit?" at that point, although somewhat terrified, you are compelled to choose your garnishes..starting with ketchup, mustard, brown mustard, etc working your way through tomatoes, cheese and onions to jalapenos. If you are not prompt in answering, he starts barking the names of the condiments at you in a very intimidating manner.. Finally, your dog is done and you hold up the other items you wish to purchase, he looks at you and the items and then gives you a price.. it is rarely the same as the last time.. Anyone else have interesting lunch places they frequent? chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #2 April 30, 2003 Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog. I mean nobody Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #3 April 30, 2003 LMAO, I can only picture Chop Chop having this experience with the HotDog Nazi. Sounds like his dogs must be yummy though if you keep going back for more. Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wintermute 0 #4 April 30, 2003 "...NO hot dog for you!...Next!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diablopilot 2 #5 May 1, 2003 Dude, you put Ketchup on hotdogs? You need help my friend.---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #6 May 9, 2003 The thing is, Muhammad, the vendor is kinda like the soup nazi from Seinfeld. I love it...a weiner Nazi!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #7 May 9, 2003 QuoteJumbo dog with ketchup, mustard, onions, grated cheese and jalapenos along with pizzalicious Pringles and a Diet Pepsi Why the Diet Pepsi? ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #8 May 9, 2003 When he asks you what kind of meat, you need to scream 'Hasenpfeffer' like Yosemite Sam from Bugs Bunny over and over again. Act very agitated when he doesn't understand, then do a brief breakdancing demo in front of the dude. Then kindly state you'd like your usual. If he claims not to know, repeat the procedure. Do this at once a week, changing the days to keep him offguard. I'm sure he'll remember you after a month or so. Beers, Vinny Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
