ladyskydiver 0 #26 May 1, 2003 I think you need to provide pictures of yourself in order for us to accurately vote. Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #27 May 1, 2003 Just because i know you and how addicted you are, i'd say you need a skychicky!! No whuffos for you. And try to find someone who can appreciate your Kenny coat as much as i do. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #28 May 1, 2003 Steve, Coming from someone who has spent a week sleeping in the same room with you I can honestly say you really are a great guy. Your personality is wonderful, you are funny, considerate, sweet, and you snore . While I doubt yo will find a world class female skydiver just because the odds are so small I do believe you will find the right sky chick if you keep looking. Just remember an independant sky chick wil need to have the same space you do to flirt and play, but it is all good as long as it is you she comes home to. Hang in there, and keep Kenny away from Sunny. Wingie, You can drool on my anytime, hon. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #29 May 1, 2003 Quoteyou will find not a skygoddess, which may or may not exist, but your skygoddess, which is entirely a question of your attitude Wow. Good answer. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #30 May 1, 2003 I vote for Mr. Hand until you find the right skychicky. It's obvious it's hard to be in a relationship if the other is not a skydiver. Send us a picture. Oh...not having so much hair on top doesn't matter to me! I do agree though don't comb over...yuk. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #31 May 1, 2003 QuoteSince "Operation Melon's" was successfully completed earlier this month, Are we talking about THE ORIGINAL Operation Melons ??????Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nubain1 0 #32 May 1, 2003 Dude, Keep your head up.You'll find somebody who understands the addiction,It may take a while to find here but that does'nt mean you can't have fun along the way.It does'nt matter if she's a wuffo or skygoddess.The right person will come along. I know I got one of the good ones.She's a wuffo but she understands.AS a matter of fact I was at the dz last weekend while she was doing homework and she called to see how things were going and because I was in such a good mood even for not jumping because the winds were too high for me to jump.She has ordered that I will spend 2 weekends a month at the dz so that I won't be in a bad mood.SO now.I will be there weather I jump or not.SO Keep your head and and don't give up.You'll find someone. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #33 May 1, 2003 QuoteAre we talking about THE ORIGINAL Operation Melons ?????? Yes, kris completed operation melons in raeford. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #34 May 1, 2003 Quote Are we talking about THE ORIGINAL Operation Melons ?????? Of course, Remmy. I'm shocked you had to ask. I even posted pictures for cripe's sake.Sorry it took so long. I had to wait for all the hoopla to die down so Merrick could be easily distracted.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #35 May 1, 2003 Who distracted the Melon Master?Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #36 May 1, 2003 QuoteWho distracted the Melon Master? I did!! I came up with a great story about how Merrick needed to go find Chuckie right away. He fell for it. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #37 May 1, 2003 Quote Yes, kris completed operation melons in raeford. And it only took what... 2 years? - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #38 May 1, 2003 QuoteAnd it only took what... 2 years? Only because he couldn't find a decent partner in crime to get merrick away. I helped him solve that problem cause i rock!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #39 May 1, 2003 QuoteBut if only 15 percent or so of skydivers are female, doesn't that mean at least 85 percent of skydiving guys would have to be single? Not if you girls would start sleeping around a little more indiscriminately. Do it for the sport!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #40 May 1, 2003 Quote I think you need to provide pictures of yourself in order for us to accurately vote. I see Mr Hand has a nice (but not insurmountable) lead. Now there's a surprise ... NOT Attached should be a picture (not the best) of myself and konradptr from the Eloy x-mas boogies (hanging out at the beer trailer). I'm the one on the left. I'll try and post a better one with one of my former girlfriends from my home computer later tonight. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefli 2 #41 May 2, 2003 hmmmm..... been drinking and you've decided to post. a few extra pounds and thining on top. picture painted........... guy sitting in his trailer down by the river with his stolen laptop, scratching his head where he is more than balding, wearing a wife beaters t-shirt with a beer gut peeking through the bottom of if, and a full moon outside. not the moon up in the sky either. just what do you fight the ladies off with steve? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #42 May 2, 2003 don't worry steve you will find a skychicky....she probably won't be as cool as me, but you will find one. Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skyesspot 0 #43 May 2, 2003 Quote whatever you do, don't settle for a whuffo. Hey... I beg to differ. I am a whuffo who loves going to the dzs.Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #44 May 2, 2003 Hmmm....I'd say you shouldn't have a problem at all finding a skychicky! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #45 May 2, 2003 Quote Hmmm....I'd say you shouldn't have a problem at all finding a skychicky! Yeah, but once they find out he's canadian, it goes downhill from there. (love you steve) ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #46 May 2, 2003 Quote Quote Hmmm....I'd say you shouldn't have a problem at all finding a skychicky! Yeah, but once they find out he's canadian, it goes downhill from there. (love you steve) Blame Canada eh? Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
konradptr 0 #47 May 3, 2003 If I was a chick, I would go after that incredibly good looking guy on the right. I've heard that he is not only a Bella, but his nickname is "Six-Foot Peter"... Kind of funny how according to the voting, more skydivers are resigned to just spanking it, rather than spanking hineys.... ------------------------------------------ Getting banned isn't that bad...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycat 0 #48 May 3, 2003 Quote If I was a chick, I would go after that incredibly good looking guy on the right. I've heard that he is not only a Bella, but his nickname is "Six-Foot Peter"... Kind of funny how according to the voting, more skydivers are resigned to just spanking it, rather than spanking hineys.... Hmmmmm.....Let me think about this....Hmmmm.....Ummm.... NO....Fly it like you stole it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #49 May 3, 2003 That is so not true. I can think of 4 guys right now that are folically challenged that I find attractive. Just don't do a comb-over, that's icky! The turtle head look is know as a: "Swoopdy Doo!"My physics prof."Turtle Head" actually defied physics (and wind) every day with his Swoopdy Doo. Charisma is the key! I have thick fast growing hair but, until I delt with myself 5years ago, I was no fun. I find sexy women are the ones that feel they are sexy. Body shape doesn't define a woman, sensuality does. Sad thing is a lot of guys don't know what sensual Amore' entails=it start softly at the neck, just below the ear and requires judgment on progression rate, not "oh baby, do you wanna?/I'm drunk are you?" Romantic & passonate, that's more sexy than "maybe when I'm down a size.... I'll be more sexy. Girl Fact: "Veluptuous" means pleasuring(hell, I'm afraid of looking funny if I lose more weight= I work alot of hours now) Finding a jumper to had relations with is great for a VERY important mutual understanding but, a little fire to keep things warm is needed too. -Grant p.s. I'm avearge guy in the crowd(same: age,height, weight &looks as John Cusack) my attitude(not my looks) has been the key for my perils & successes_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #50 May 9, 2003 Quote Quote Are we talking about THE ORIGINAL Operation Melons ?????? Of course, Remmy. I'm shocked you had to ask. I even posted pictures for cripe's sake.Sorry it took so long. I had to wait for all the hoopla to die down so Merrick could be easily distracted. And another missed thread...I'm so behind! Yeah, he said if it'd been anyone but you Kris he mighta kicked both our a$$es Good thing we love ya! That pic where it looks like I'm completing my own operation with you certainly didn't help the mood! LOL!!Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
