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Viking

The Eggs adventure!

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Just got done with a little bit of fun:D.

Grandma wanted eggs and toast to eat, no problem....until i open the fridge and find no eggs. So i have to go to the store. Only she doesn't have any cash. niether do I, but i do have a bag of change. Ok so i go to Vons they have a coinstar machine and i end up with $19 bucks sweet! Get the eggs Grade A X-large 18 of um. Get back to the house and discover that Emily our crack head dog has shredded a page or two of the news paper! :D I finally get to the kitchen and make her a three egg omelette with diced and lightly sauteed onions, green peppers, and tomatos with two slices of Cinnamon Raisin Bread toast with butter. Loved the smile on her face when I served it to her :)
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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lol hey its what she wanted for lunch!

and ya i geuss i could ship it out there but it wouldn't taste very good when it got there!!:oB|

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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And we don't talk about her. She hasn't called me in over a week. I may finally be in the clear. I think she finally got the point lst week when I jumped instead of taking her out. She asked if skydiving was more important to me than she was. Naturally with all the tact I could muster, I said "Hell yes it is, and I like the people better too."

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And we don't talk about her. She hasn't called me in over a week. I may finally be in the clear. I think she finally got the point lst week when I jumped instead of taking her out. She asked if skydiving was more important to me than she was. Naturally with all the tact I could muster, I said "Hell yes it is, and I like the people better too."



How are you doin;):)

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Viking, you are such a big sweetheart. The way you take care of your grandma is awesome.

BTW, i was at the store today and while standing in the checkout line i saw a headline on one of those trashy newspapers. "Viking found frozen in block of ice"

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Well i lost a set of grandparents in 96 when i was a freshmen in highschool, i couldn't take care of them b/c i was held down in Louisiana. Never got a chance to say my goodbyes or truely show how much they ment to me. Ya i'll be damned if thats gonna happen again!! She is my last grandparent and theres no way in hell i will let her go without a fighting tooth and nail!


LOL well it was kinda cold out there today riding my bike brrrrrrrrrrrrr:P

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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