lauril 0 #1 May 8, 2003 Just browsed trough my joke-e-mail box and found something to share... ------------------------------------------------ Q and A ------------------------------------------------ Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelery. ------------------------------------------------ TOP TEN TIMES IN HISTORY WHEN USING THE "F' WORD WAS APPROPRIATE ------------------------------------------------ #10 -- "Scattered F___ing showers, my ass!" - Noah 4314 BC # 9 - "How the f___did you work that out?" Pythagorus, 126 BC # 8 - "You want THAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelango, 1568 # 7 - "Where did all those f__ing Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 # 6 - "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 # 5 - "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhard, 1937 # 4 - "Any f___ing idiot could understand that!" - Einstein, 1938 # 3 - "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945 # 2 - "I need this parade like I need a f___ing hole in my head!" - JFK.1963 # 1 - "Aw c'mon, who the f___ is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, ------------------------------------------------ Parents ------------------------------------------------ One night a guy takes his girlfriend back to her parents house. They're saying goodnight on the front porch, and after kissing for a while the guy leans against the front door and confidently asks," How about a blow job?" "Are you crazy?" she whispers. " My parents are right inside!" "So let them sleep," he cajoles quietly. " Come on, it'll take 2 minutes." " Absolutely not, can you imagine if we get caught? "Come on I'm begging you?" he says quietly All of a sudden, a light inside turns on, and the girl's mother, in her pajamas, opens the door. In a sleepy voice she says," your dad says either give him a bl*w job or step inside and let me do it. But for God's sake, tell you boyfriend to quit leaning on the buzzer! Bonus:CrossDress Osama nsfw (you can see his little thingy) mobydick.jpg nsfw (you can see a little bigger thingy) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #2 May 8, 2003 Quote Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. I would cry.. why did she first show that kind of normal behavior just before she deiedand well the car.. F##k it i have incurance and it sure would look cool Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 May 8, 2003 http://www.madblast.com/funflash/swf/theusa.swf Just got this one, did I do it right? Never did it before....damn does that mean I owe beer?~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
divingduck 0 #4 May 8, 2003 I usually don't like these kinds of things, but this was downright hilarious! I love it! Yay for the village people...or the village idiots...you decide... If I loved you anymore I would have a stroke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
