KawiZX900 0 #1 May 6, 2003 doin that all important thinkin Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 May 6, 2003 Between this and the urinal thread, there's some serious education going on for the women on this board... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #3 May 6, 2003 OK dude. We've got some sick bastards around here if as many people pee as sing in the shower. Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #4 May 6, 2003 I can't sing. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 May 6, 2003 You know one of the best cures for Athletes Foot, right? Pee on your feet. I'm not kidding, that's a real cure.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #6 May 6, 2003 Men pee if they are taking shower because it's disgusting to pee if they are taking a bath. Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #7 May 6, 2003 it's scary that more people knock one out that sing ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #8 May 6, 2003 Quote Men pee if they are taking shower because it's disgusting to pee if they are taking a bath. True. But in a swimming pools ok...right ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #9 May 6, 2003 A swimming pool has a large area to disappate AND it's got serious chemicals to kill off piss.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #10 May 6, 2003 or if you're surfing, it's the only way you can pee in your clothes (wet suit) and have benefits, ie: warmth in 58 degree water. Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slappie 9 #11 May 6, 2003 QuoteA swimming pool has a large area to disappate AND it's got serious chemicals to kill off piss. Now think of this.. Be the man or woman who can isolate a part of urine that is unique. Then develope a chemical to use in public pools that gives off a change in water color once someone pees in the pool. Then surrounding the offending pool pee person. hmmmm would make millions, almost as much as an inflatable church!! "Find out just what any people will quietly submit to and you have found out the exact measure of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #12 May 6, 2003 You forgot brush your teeth. I do that in the shower sometimes if I'm in a hurry that way I can brush longer. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kansasskydiver 0 #13 May 6, 2003 i don't swim in your toilet so don't piss in my swimming pool! my mom used to have that on the fence next to our pool. kinda stupid i thought<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 May 6, 2003 Quote A swimming pool has a large area to disappate AND it's got serious chemicals to kill off piss. Hot tubs have a smaller area. A public hot tub in an apartment complex will have 6 kids playing in it for 3 hours and none get out to pee. Hmmm... ewwww... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #15 May 6, 2003 I had that up by my pool last year but now the sign is so faded you can't read it. It serves a good purpose IMHO cause who wants to swim in pee? -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fozchek 0 #16 May 6, 2003 they already do...the public pool where i grew up has a chem in it that makes a nice purple cloud surround the pisser, novel idea, but i don't think there is much $$ in it for the inventor. can you imagine being the person that invented the colored piss cloud. wheeee! now that's the kind of stuff that makes you popular at parties. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #17 May 6, 2003 I rub one out almost every morning.. lately fantasizing about skymama's breasts...as she is the flavor of the month.. .. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #18 May 6, 2003 You can wash yourself as fast or as slow as you want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #19 May 6, 2003 Well....let me tell you, when I get out of the bathroom, I feel more 'relaxed' and 'happy' __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #20 May 6, 2003 Quote I rub one out almost every morning.. lately fantasizing about skymama's breasts... as she is the flavor of the month.. . Wow, no wonder I've been getting that strange feeling around 8 am pacific time every morning. And, what a way to make a girl swoon, telling her that she's only good for a month. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,027 #21 May 6, 2003 Q. Why do people wash their hair with shampoo?... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DexterBase 1 #22 May 6, 2003 Well you should know that healthy urine is sterile. So pee away! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jdhill 0 #23 May 6, 2003 Its been done... Imagine the embarrassment of the camp counselor who tells all the campers not to pee in the pool, because its gross, when she notices the cloud around... herself! I got in trouble for putting the chemical in the pool without permission, but it was worth it. All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing. - Edmund Burke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #24 May 6, 2003 A shower massager is a girls bestfriend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #25 May 6, 2003 You are a Rock Star !!! Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
