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[skygod7777 0]

ok, here i am, in my dumb class (computer applications) mad as hell. why?? because last period, study hall, i fell asleep, and my teacher woke me up by squirting me with a squirt gun. and i'm not talking about some little one either, it was like a freakin super soaker. so now, i'm soaked. this just sucks ass.

ok, i'm done venting now.

[CrazyIvan 0]

HILARIOUS!!!!

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[skygod7777 0]

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HILARIOUS!!!!

trust me, it's not when your in a nice sleep, then all the sudden being woke up soked. it sucks trust me.

but i guess if i think about it is kinda funny.

later

[Nutz 0]

That is some funny crap! Well, as long as it is someone else. LMAO

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Write a nice note to the school dean explaining that you fell asleep. Say that you are interested in knowing if using a water gun to wake students is school policy. Ask also if public humiliation is being taught at any current College of Education in the state as a valid teaching technique. State that your ear is starting to bother you (possible ear infection) and ask if will the school cover your medical expenses.

Ask for an answer in writing. If public embarrassment is not school policy, ask for a written and verbal apology. I had a teacher who used to throw erasers at you for incorrect answers, sometimes it is the teacher who needs the instruction.

[DYEVOUT 0]

It's all fun and games.

'Till someone shorts out a monitor.

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[BBKid 0]

Does this not constitute assault/actual bodily harm? I have no love for those ambulance chasing lawyers you see on TV, but that's just overstepping the mark. I would have told him to go fuck himself, walked out and spoken to his boss.

Then again, I'm not someone to be fucked with.

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It's all fun and games.

'Till someone shorts out a monitor.

Games... hmmmm... there's an idea. Here is a couple of my favorites.

1. Go into the room and hide the erasers before class. The teacher will leave the room to get one. While he is gone, put one on the floor near the board or under a table. He will think he overlooked it.

2. If it is a dry-erase board, borrow a marker each day. Hold the end under a running faucet. This will drain it. Return it the next day.

3. Sit on the right side of the class. Let your attention wander if he writes or lectures on the left side of the class. Then, progress to the middle. Involve some friends. Eventually you can condition him to only write on the extreme right side of the board.

4. Glance nervously at the ceiling over his head occasionally. Not often, just twice a class. If he asks, say "oh... nothing".

5. If they use a chalk blackboard, dust some erasers on his chair. He'll walk around with a white butt all day.

Payback is a Muthah.

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"5. If they use a chalk blackboard, dust some erasers on his chair. He'll walk around with a white butt all day. "

One of my instructors does this to himself. He writes on the board then absent mindedly leans on the board. At the end of the lecture he is coated in dust. Too funny.

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[Galen 0]

Could be worse. You could be here with me at work.

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trust me, it's not when your in a nice sleep, then all the sudden being woke up soked. it sucks trust me.

but i guess if i think about it is kinda funny.

It's definately funny

My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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trust me, it's not when your in a nice sleep, then all the sudden being woke up soked. it sucks trust me.

My wife wakes up like this all the... umm never mind.

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Write a nice note to the school dean explaining that you fell asleep.

hahaha, dude i'm in high school

later

[skygod7777 0]

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I would have told him to go fuck himself, walked out and spoken to his boss.

her, i didn't clarify that.

and i did tell her that it was really fucked up, and that i was really pissed. but as to the walking out, it was about time to go to the next period anyway.

later

[Stacy 0]

hey-

you still building that canopy? how's it going?

[skygod7777 0]

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hey-

you still building that canopy? how's it going?

well, so far it's been all talk. we have no money really to put into building it. i know we could make one that would at least fly (maybe not well enough to land, but it would fly), it's just we have no extra cash, or time right now with school, to do it. but by the end of this summer, i will have a canopy that i build *or my friends and i build if they help, which i'm sure they will*.

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[Skymonkey13 0]

That could of put your eye out.

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Write a nice note to the school dean explaining that you fell asleep.

hahaha, dude i'm in high school

When teachers first get out of college, their choice of assignments suck. Most of them got assigned to my school (a wonderful place ). The ones who stayed were the ones with no options (read Losers here). Hence, our social skills were as poor as our teachers.

Sounds like you are a little more mature than the teacher, good for you. That said, I'm still not that mature and payback would be guaranteed, so don't use me as a role model.

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Sounds like you are a little more mature than the teacher, good for you.

maybe...........

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That said, I'm still not that mature and payback would be guaranteed

i never said anything about not getting that dumb ass back. i'm just going to be very creative about it. payback is a bitch, and she will soon find that out .

so, who has some really good, creative, ideas. the ones listed above would be funny, but i want something good. that will just make her wish she never had me as a student

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