Skymonkey13 0 #1 April 30, 2003 Good News/Bad News I had to tell someone about this and i don't dare tell my son cause he might want to have me committed. He already thinks i'm crazy. Bad News First It's mushroom season (Morels) where i live, and so last evening i went hunting for a little while. All i was wearing was a T-shirt and shorts cause i thought i would be able to see the Ticks easier that way and could just pull them off. Well some got under my shorts anyway and last night my @ss was itching so bad i couldn't stand it. It was late, and i looked in the medicine cabinet for a tube of Benadryl and couldn't find any. So i looked in my sons cabinet and found a tube. Well i used it all night and it didn't do a damn thing. Used it today too and still nothing. So i decide to look at the date on the tube to see how old this crap was. I put on my glasses to check the tube, and thats when i found out it was not Benadryl it was Clearasil. Now the Good News My @ss has the clearest complexion you have ever seen. PS. Please, no post saying "This thread is nothing without pics", cause thats not going to happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #3 April 30, 2003 BWWAAHAHAHAH! thanks for sharing thats funnyMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DTOXX 0 #4 April 30, 2003 LOL Oh man that is the funniest thing I have heard in a LOOOONNNNGGG time. ------- D.T. Holder SIMstudy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #5 April 30, 2003 Sorree to say it but we have to have pics. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #6 April 30, 2003 Now, that was funny...do the ticks have a better complexion also?? Tee-hee... FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #7 April 30, 2003 lol - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tasadin 0 #8 April 30, 2003 ROFL tops story, I like that, thanx 4 sharing "If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 April 30, 2003 You sure you didn't pick the wrong kind of mushrooms? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Antithesis 0 #10 April 30, 2003 So.. Did you get any? The Blacks are out here in Michigan. Hillarious story I travel the land, Work in the ocean, Play in the sky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skymonkey13 0 #11 May 1, 2003 Quote So.. Did you get any? The Blacks are out here in Michigan. Hillarious story Actually i did. Got a whole sack full. There coming up pretty good now here in Mo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites