Sebazz1 2 #1 April 24, 2003 And you're just sittin there ready to go on a load and you're like thinking that this new person at the DZ is a real f*ckin jackass right?! Just for whatever reason. You know how you can sense these things. Just several things odd about them. And then later after the beer light goes on and said jackass keeps talking you're like F*CK what a damn lamo!! And over time you realise not only are they a total god damn jack ass but they're like super duper jackasses and you'd rather eat rotted decomposed bull testicles than to see this person. Not too mention others agree with you and then some. But everyone is nice fro the most part and we're not like barbarians ya know... So over time whatever, folks rarely see said person cause said person either knows they are unliked or they are off tormenting some other innocent souls... then whammo!!! You see them posting in the forums... And they're acting all like unjackass like... And the PM's start flying... "OMGOMG!! It's baaaaaacck!!" Well let me tell you somethin, I know the truth... They are a jackass!!! Once a jackass always a jackass... Big rotting decoposed bull testicle type jackasses!!! Yeah yeah can't fool me, I know you... And you spit out poo!!! For shame for shame impersonating a cool person... Punishable by sharp red hot glowing pitch forks shoved into your keister repeatedly... Oh well besides that I'm just happy as a um something happy You know who you are STANLEY Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 April 24, 2003 Quote You know who you are STANLEY C'mon, Sebazz, don't be coy, tell us how you really feel and who it is! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #3 April 24, 2003 Quote Quote You know who you are STANLEY C'mon, Sebazz, don't be coy, tell us how you really feel and who it is! Wow andrea this isn't a "you need to stop personal attacks" reply? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 April 24, 2003 But sebazz, i thought you liked me. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raefordite 0 #5 April 24, 2003 That's one way to get it off your chest. Why don't you try talking to that person? You might be surprised...... or just confirm what you already know. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 April 24, 2003 Quote But sebazz, i thought you liked me. I would like you more if you'd stop peering through my windows and bushes and just come in the house already... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #7 April 24, 2003 geeze, i was all like,holy crap man, hes talking about me, then i reamembered im not in california. but if i was im sure youd be saying that about me, at least thats what all the people at my DZ tell me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r2hubert 0 #8 April 24, 2003 When you started talking about Jackass... I though you were talking about Saturday night -- Renaud SMA #9 "Mind is like parachute. It only functions when it's open." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 April 24, 2003 Loddy doddy... We likes to party... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #10 April 24, 2003 Quote You know who you are STANLEY Hows your day Sebazz?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #11 April 24, 2003 QuoteI would like you more if you'd stop peering through my windows and bushes and just come in the house already... [does another shot] Yeahhhhh...you tell'r Sheebazz (hic) I'd hate her too if she kept peeing on my windows and bushes... [thud]A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
r2hubert 0 #12 April 24, 2003 That was Hell of a Party... I haven't seen any video yet, but I'm sure there is some good moment on tape! Quote of the night: "I don't know if my eyes are open or close..." -- Renaud SMA #9 "Mind is like parachute. It only functions when it's open." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 April 24, 2003 Quote I would like you more if you'd stop peering through my windows and bushes and just come in the house already... I'm shy ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #14 April 24, 2003 but but.. I thought you LIKED pushing the Lummy Mobile around and drag racing up I5!!! [sulking into the the dark dreary corners of DZ.com] can take a hint... sniff sniff.... Hey, the beer is colder down here ;)I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #15 April 24, 2003 Quote Quote You know who you are STANLEY Hows your day Sebazz? You mean this Stanley?"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #16 April 24, 2003 Seb, where's the love??? Common man, it's not like I, Oooops, I mean HE follows you home after jumping.... Well Maybe He Does Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monarch135 0 #17 April 24, 2003 you talked to some regulars at my dropzone didnt you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GiaKrembs 0 #18 April 24, 2003 mmmmmm Mental note.... never piss off Sebazz. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family... HA Raddest ho this side of Jersey #1 - rest in peace brother Beth lost her cherry and I missed it .... you want access to it, but you don't want to break it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #19 April 24, 2003 Quote mmmmmm Mental note.... never piss off Sebazz What? What? Was it something I said? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #20 April 24, 2003 Quote When you started talking about Jackass... I though you were talking about Saturday night that was a disturbing night...andy's car will never be the same... letting skydivers watch jackass is a BAD idea!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #21 April 24, 2003 Seb really isn't pissed. He's just trying to get his own new show a la Jeff Foxworthy - "You might be a jackass if......." Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #22 April 24, 2003 Vinny don't be making me out to be some sort of nice guy damnit!! You know how ferocious I get Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 April 24, 2003 Quote You know how ferocious I get Oh my the thoughts in my head right now....must get plane tickets to CA right the fuck now.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #24 April 24, 2003 Quote Seb really isn't pissed. He's just trying to get his own new show a la Jeff Foxworthy - "You might be a jackass if......." i like that idea you might be a jackass if...your activities after the beerlight goes on require wearing a protec Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #25 April 24, 2003 you might be a jackass if...your activities after the beerlight goes on require wearing a flame retardant body suit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
