SpeedRacer 1 #1 April 18, 2003 New trick for my cat: I just found a website that has all these birdsong wav.s on it. I keep playing the sparrow songs and Bongo is going NUTS! He's crawling behind the monitor, & up onto the shelf over my desk, and he can't figure out why he can't find the birds! Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,444 #2 April 18, 2003 One of my dogs will bark for any doorbell, including on the TV. I had to quit watching "Win Ben Stein's Money" after about 10 minutes. Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #3 April 18, 2003 I pertend like I'm going to change the water in his fish tank but never do Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #4 April 18, 2003 i like to staple a kitten to the back of the dog! Its scares the hell out of the cat but the dog goes insane chasing that little pussy! (it reminds me of real life)My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slink2 0 #5 April 18, 2003 When I was about 14 years old I would throw a few cookies to "Frauline" our beloved Shepherd but then I would soak one in Tabasco just to see the reaction...of course no one was home! The poor dog! She of course is dead now but I still think shes waiting for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
racer42 0 #6 April 18, 2003 I have a black labrador that chases a laser pointer all over the house. Pretty amusing. Cat just looks at me with that"how stupid do you think I am "look.L.A.S.T. #24 Co-Founder Biscuit Brothers Freefly Team Electric Toaster #3 Co-Founder Team Non Sequitor Co-Founder Team Happy Sock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 April 18, 2003 I had a cat a few years ago, "Tweeker", that I introduced the laser pointer to at a very early age. I think Tweeker originally thought the laser dot was alive and would chase it around like it was a mouse, but as time went on, Tweeker recognizeld that I was controlling the dot. As Tweeker got older, he would "ask" me to play with him and the laser. I was able to train him to do all sort of tricks by prompting him with the laser. He was a great cat. He also liked to watch TV which I though was pretty interesting, not just birds or nature programs either although those were clearly his favorites. Sadly, Tweeker died the night before I left for Eloy to attend the 2001 Nationals.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #8 April 18, 2003 I give my dod a big wad of penut butter. She loves it and it's goofy as shit to watch her try to get it off the roof of her mouth. Easy 1/2 hour Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
crapflinger2000 1 #9 April 18, 2003 how about that pic of your cat's ass? __________________________________________________ What would Vic Mackey do? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrHixxx 0 #10 April 18, 2003 My Afican Grey Parrot, Nixxx, calls my cat Spike with my voice. "Spike, commere Spike". -Hixxxdeath,as men call him, ends what they call men -but beauty is more now than dying’s when Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #11 April 18, 2003 When I was younger I'd stick a tiny square of scotch tape on the bottom of my cat's paws. That would really piss her off, and I usually got a good clawing out of the deal. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest #12 April 18, 2003 A laser is the ultimate cat toy."The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #13 April 18, 2003 QuoteThe sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain. Heh heh hehA One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #14 April 18, 2003 Ha ha! My kitties like to play with the flashlight...they run around and bump into each other. I shined it in mo's face last night and fo jumped on his face! It was funny. The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #15 April 18, 2003 Watching my kitty chase a fly is the best entertainment ever. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #16 April 18, 2003 I have two pooches. One is not really the playing type. For the other, I get on the side of the bed opposite the bedroom door, which is open. I get her all riled up so she goes tearing around the house, running back into the bedroom with a flying leap onto the bed. After about three "laps" I raise up the quilt in the middle of one of her flying leaps, and trap her in the makeshift "net" then hide somewhere else in the house for her to find me. Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fundgh 0 #17 April 18, 2003 If I put anything in dogs collar, she goes crazy, last night we had helium balloons tied to her, and she went limp and wouldn't move...with that pathetic look on her face, like we broke her. She also has quite the twich when I put my SD goggles on he ...FUN FOR ALL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #18 April 18, 2003 My cat only seems to think that my hands are part of me if she can see they're attached to my face--arms and shoulders visible. When I go to sleep at night or wake up in the morning and I'm underneath a blanket she goes nuts if I tickle her out of the side of the blanket, like she's being attacked by the Thing. nathanielMy advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
riggerrob 643 #19 April 18, 2003 When Angel cat is in a mood to play, she drags out her favorite ribbon and stares at me with big sad eyes. Who can resist? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,444 #20 April 18, 2003 Mine stands there looking at me with those eyes whenever I'm eating. Sometimes with long tendrils of drool coming out her mouth. The worst torture I can give her is not letting her lick the plate, I think. One of her favorites is the little tub of yogurt after I've finished it off -- fun to play with AND it has that nice people-food flavor! Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #21 April 18, 2003 Many flies and moths have met an untimely death hadend out by my kitties... the Laser pointer is a favorite of one of them the other just looks at me like... "you gotta be kidding...right? I thought humans were smarter than that".... one dearly loves the reclining chair that spins........ cheep kittie amusment ride...... Amazon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
allicat 0 #22 April 23, 2003 Play with them - of course! Torture - hell no! (sorry, I just don't like the words "torture" and "pet" in the same sentence) My favorite is the peanut butter on the roof of my dog's mouth. Funny stuff. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #23 April 23, 2003 I hate torturing animals. I like to fatten them up...that's why Kristen and I plan to eat her dog. The menu includes: Sweet and Sour dog skewers Dog Kung Pao Kantonese Dog and last but not least Stir Fry Dog with veggies in Sambal sauce - hot and spicyjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #24 April 23, 2003 When my brother and I were much younger, we used to put brown paper bags (like the kind you'd use for lunches) over our dog's feet and rubber band them in place. Our dog actually liked it, and we laughed our bums off watching him run! How our dog tortured himself: he snuck into something, and found a treat box. He stuck his head all the way in looking for treats. His head got stuck, though, and he wandered all over the house looking for help! I felt bad that the box didn't even have any treats in it. There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mountainman 0 #25 April 23, 2003 QuoteI hate torturing animals. I like to fatten them up...that's why Kristen and I plan to eat her dog. The menu includes: Sweet and Sour dog skewers Dog Kung Pao Kantonese Dog and last but not least Stir Fry Dog with veggies in Sambal sauce - hot and spicy You should just go to Korea for some "gourmet" meals.http://www.brandonandlaura.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
