CrazyThomas 0 #1 April 22, 2003 Why did the chicken cross the road? It was trying to get away from Thomas. Why did Thomas cross the road? Cause his dick was stuck in the chicken. Why does Thomas play with himself? He got tired of chasing the chicken. What is the difference between Thomas' condom and his parachute? Only about 3 square feet.Any other Thomas jokes welcome...... Later, Thomas Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #2 April 22, 2003 I don't have any jokes, but I can say this...I understand, and I approve. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gravitymaster 0 #3 April 22, 2003 I thought this was kinda funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NinjaBiscuit 0 #4 April 22, 2003 My daughter told me a good one the other day! Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs.... ....cuz the cow has the utter! It's funnier coming from a 9 yr old. Gary B. http://www.ninjabiscuits.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 April 22, 2003 Quote My daughter told me a good one the other day! Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs.... ....cuz the cow has the utter! It's funnier coming from a 9 yr old. LOL....we need 'innocent' jokes from time to time. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygod7777 0 #6 April 22, 2003 hey, what do you call a male skydiver without a girl friend? Homeless later Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
