Do you read on the Crapper?

[AggieDave 6]

Yeah, so on the back of my toliet is a small stack of magazines (some parachutists, a couple 4x4 mags, a playboy or two and a couple maxims), plus one of those "bathroom reader" books that have a whole bunch of useless interesting trivia stuff to read.

So, do you read on the toliet?


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--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[chopchop 0]

every month parachutist cover to cover...

the incident reports scare the shit outta me whenever I need a little motivation....

chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

Lotsa Pictures

[AggieDave 6]

(I'm wondering who actually gets the CowboyNeal option...)

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Kris 0]

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(I'm wondering who actually gets the CowboyNeal option...)

Well, it was either that or Commander Taco.

Kris

Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

[AggieDave 6]

hehe, noice!

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[indyz 1]

I always take something. Today it was O'Reilly's Java Cookbook. Usually it's a magazine or something. Every once in a while I make the mistake of taking a novel into the bathroom. Last week it was Cryptonomicon (rereading for the second time). Turns out I was on the pot for like an hour. It's a good book.

[KawiZX900 0]

if i don't have something to read, even if it's just the cards in my wallet, I'll wait to take a shit. Unless it's a dire emergency erupting volcano lava spew shit, then i'll go wherever I find a bowl. but it's nice to at least grip a magazine during those shits, and then to read a little until you can recover and walk like a freakin human being again. those shits are rare, but you know what? shit happens

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

[AggieDave 6]

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even if it's just the cards in my wallet

I'm laughing right now, mainly because I thought I was the only one to ever do that.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[MC208B 0]

I don't call it the bathroom, it's my "study"

[FallRate 0]

I tend to think "Do you read on the Crapper?" and "Are you a man?" constitutes a tautology.

FallRate

[Opie 0]

I have even been known to take the laptop with me

[beavdog 0]

i think ive got one of those brewing right now....cheap beer is hell on your system

Here's to the Breezes that blows through the Trezzez.....

[Guest]

Skydiving Magazine, PC Gamer, HQ Sportsmans Guide, Discover. No slutty/smutty stuff. The spousal unit would frown on it.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[Cajun 0]

I either read parachutist or the SIMS

[Beeron 0]

Especially at work.....I can waste at least an hour or two thumbing through the trade mags that are left in there.

B~

[sunshine 2]

This makes me think of that seinfeld episode where George was at a bookstore and brought a book into the bathroom with him.

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[skygod7777 0]

every once in a while to read parachutist or skydiving mag.


later

[jceman 1]

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I have even been known to take the laptop with me

My god, I thought I was the only one to do that!

Actually, I usually have three books going at once, a novel or heavy non-fiction in the living room, light fiction or comedy by the bed for evening reading, and Reader's Digest or cartoon compilations in the banyo.

At the present, with living in the RV and having my Mom's house in Flagler beach, the current open book count is 6.

Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money.

Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them?

[misskriss 0]

Reminds me of a gift my brother gave my Dad once who was known for his loooooong bathroom breaks. They got a basket and filled it with a couple rolls of toilet paper....some news Magazines and News papers and a giant box of matches...heehee

[Deuce 1]

My new phone downloads news, and reviews, movies and stuff. I read that.

I miss holiday overtime. It used to be a huge joke to take a half-hour on Christmas to do "business" at double-time-and-a-half.

[pop 0]

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Do you read on the Crapper?

What do you think the Parachutist is for?

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

[lawrocket 3]

There is nothing quite so relaxig as reading on the john.

I think often. I need to argue for my job, and sometimes it's also helpful to "go through a few dry runs."

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[Guest]

I once read in a book called "The Bottom Line" that addressed issues like fistulas, etc., that it isn't a good idea to "camp" on the potty; rather, one should accomplish one's business with all due haste (remember, haste makes waste!), and get thee hence.

"The mouse does not know life until it is in the mouth of the cat."

[fundgh 0]

The indentations on the tops of my knees tell the whole story! It is a little tricky at the office though, the crapper is just passed the presidents office, and I have to sneak the SkyDiving Mag like it is top secret info.

...FUN FOR ALL!

[riggerrob 643]

Skydiving Magazine, Kershner's Advanced Pilot's Flight Manual, Meteorology for Canadian Flying Schools, sci-fi, sea kayaker magazine, etc.
Why just the other day I was "enthroned" when my a friend called.
Aren't cell phones great!