AggieDave 6 #26 April 9, 2003 hehehe... "DiverDriver, killing kittens since 12years old..." --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #27 April 9, 2003 Cuddly? I can't get near them otherwise I stop breathing. Almost literally. So...no....not cuddly. Pluzzzzzzz: I just want to say good luck. We're all counting on you. I taunt you a second time! Oh Lawd! Bless this thy Holy Hand Grenade........and the count shall be thraeh. C'mon Mav! Do some of that pilot shit! NO! There are no US troops in Baghdad OR the airport! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #28 April 9, 2003 three shall be the number counted....--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diverdriver 6 #29 April 9, 2003 Quote hehehe... "DiverDriver, killing kittens since 12years old..." [muffled voice yelling through Ex-President mask] All right everybody. This thread has been hi-jacked! Don't make any funny moves and everyone goes home today! Slick Willy! Time to inhale dude! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #30 April 9, 2003 Grenades for kittens??? Last I checked, all you needed was a good lawnmower (at least according to sources on the Internet). The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #31 April 9, 2003 And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #32 April 9, 2003 "What is the airspeed of an unladen swallow?" "An African or European swallow?" "How the heck should I know?" BOOOING! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #33 April 9, 2003 "How do you know so much about swallows, my liege?"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #34 April 9, 2003 Oh... Now I see... It's not just a kitten... It's a viscious creature, with big fangy teeth! The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #35 April 9, 2003 "Its got HUGE fangs..." "I tried to warn you, but nooooo, its just a little bunny..."--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sangiro 26 #36 April 9, 2003 Quote This thread has been hi-jacked! Bless your hearts! Safe swoops Sangiro Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #37 April 9, 2003 "Brave, brave Sir Robin" "What are you going to do, BLEED on me?!" Damn you Dave, now I have a craving for that movie -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #38 April 9, 2003 Quote Why didn't you just delete this post?? Oh, Hell no. Don't delete this thread. This is the first topic that everyone has agreed on in 4 months. My friend had a dog with this guys problem. It was yappy and irritable all the time and tended to bite everyone. The vet said that its temperament would change once its balls descended. They did and it worked out. Of course, I would like to be the first to the invite the little buddy out for some air-time once his do. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #39 April 9, 2003 We are the dz.com terrorists We scare people by hijacking threads. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #40 April 9, 2003 "strange aquatic rituals are no basis for a system of government...if i went around calling my self emperor just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me..."____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #41 April 9, 2003 Quote We are the dz.com terrorists We scare people by hijacking threads. When I was a kid, I was kidnapped and the kidnappers set a $5000 ransom. However, my parents held out for $8000 and eventually got it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #42 April 9, 2003 Help! I'm being oppressed! Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #43 April 9, 2003 Ahhh... Now this' more like it. So far we have kittens, bunnies, watery tarts, and SWALLOWS! Life is good. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #44 April 9, 2003 Good call! "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of alderberries! Now go away before I taunt you a second time! I fart in your general direction!" Not at jceman, just a quote. This is not a personal attack! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #45 April 9, 2003 "And then you must give us all a good spanking..." My personal favorite. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #46 April 9, 2003 QuoteHelp! I'm being oppressed! Sunny flashes Jack to get his mind off the oppression.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #47 April 9, 2003 "And then me and Sir Lancelot jump out of the wooden bunny..." -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #48 April 9, 2003 Help! I'm being oppressed! -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #49 April 9, 2003 Hehe. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cajones 0 #50 April 9, 2003 Wow... It didn't take long for the boobies to show up. The laws of physics are strictly enforced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
