peppermint 0 #1 April 9, 2003 Would it be 'ironic' if someone died on their birthday? What would it be if it isn't irony? I need several responses for a project I'm working on. The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #2 April 9, 2003 Here are some examples from Alanis Morissette's "Ironic" song: Ironic An old man turned ninety-eight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late Isn't it ironic... don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic... don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic... don't you think? A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think... It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought... it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you outShe is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #3 April 9, 2003 actually it wouldnt be ironic, itd be coincidental. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #4 April 9, 2003 Issue: is it "ironic" if someone dies on his/her birthday. Rule: "Irony" is the use of words to express something other than and especially the opposite of the literal meaning. Analysis: A person dying on the birthday seems ironic, since "birthday" is a day of origin. However, the celebration of an origin is not necessarily incongruous with the end of life. Conclusion: No. I don't think it ironic. The executioner wishing "Happy Birthday" prior to throwing the switch is, I think, a better example of irony. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 April 9, 2003 I think Skymama might get sued for posting COPYRIGHTED material __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #6 April 9, 2003 [Standing, applauding] This is exactly the response I was looking for! Thank you! The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #7 April 9, 2003 According to lawrocket's definition, the song ironic has no irony in it. Correct? The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 April 9, 2003 Quotethe song ironic has no irony in it That would be right. It should be titled "Isn't it Unfortunate!""It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #9 April 9, 2003 QuoteQuotethe song ironic has no irony in it That would be right. It should be titled "Isn't it Unfortunate!" Actually it should be, "Isn't this a crappy song" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #10 April 9, 2003 There is irony in the Morrisette song. For example, when the man in the so-called perfectly good airplan said, "well, isn't this nice." But, the song meets most people's definition of "irony," though not the textbook-type of definition that I used. If the definition of irony were to be established as something where the the actual result of an act is not in accordance with the perceived result or actual expectations, then the song may be chock full of it. But glad I could help in this philosophical exercise. Law-ro-crates My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #11 April 9, 2003 Quote Actually it should be, "Isn't this a crappy song" Blatant post whoring....I do like that one song written about Dave Coulier, though! She sounds like an angry bitch in it!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 April 9, 2003 Quote Actually it should be, "Isn't this a crappy song Even better, "Isn't this moronic?" __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FliegendeWolf 0 #13 April 9, 2003 Quote I do like that one song written about Dave Coulier, though! I was absolutely flabbergasted when I found out that that song was about Dave Coulier. I mean, come on Alanis, it's Dave Coulier! A One that Isn't Cold is Scarcely a One at All Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #14 April 9, 2003 QuoteI do like that one song written about Dave Coulier, though! She sounds like an angry bitch in it! Dave Coulier, the dopey guy in "Full House"? LOL! What song did she write about him?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #15 April 9, 2003 I haven't heard that either. She dated him? Which song? The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BBKid 0 #16 April 9, 2003 I don't know what word to use for someone dying on their birthday, but try looking something up on Shakespeare. He died on his birthday (also St. George's day, for those of you who are interested). Nick --------------------------- "I've pierced my foot on a spike!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #17 April 9, 2003 I think the title was "You Oughta Know"."It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #18 April 9, 2003 John Adams and Thomas Jefferson died on the same day which just happened to be 50 years to the day from the birth of the country they founded. The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #19 April 9, 2003 "You Oughta Know"....Oh yeah, I'd say she was a little pissed! I want you to know that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both An older version of me Is she perverted like me Would she go down on your in a theater Does she speak eloquently? And would she have your baby I'm sure she'd make a really excellent mother 'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, 'til you died But you're still alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know You seem very well, things look peaceful I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know Did you forget about me Mr. Duplicity I hate to but you in the middle of dinner It was a slap in the face how quickly I was replaced Are you thinking of me when you fuck her 'Cause the love that you gave that we made wasn't able to make it enough for you to be open wide, no And every time you speak her name Does she know how you told me you'd hold me Until you died, 'til you died But you're sill alive And I'm here to remind you Of the mess you left when you went away It's not fair to deny me Of the cross I bear that you gave to me You, you, you oughta know 'Cause the joke that you laid in the bed that was me And I'm not gonna fade As soon as you close your eyes and you know it And every time I scratch my nails down someone else's back I hope you feel it...well can you feel it She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #20 April 9, 2003 I think she needs to tell us how she really feels!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #21 April 9, 2003 she wrote that for the guy on full house? yuck! The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #22 April 9, 2003 Example: An anvil is ironic. My parachute is not ironic. So, something is ironic when it is mostly made out of iron . -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meatmissile 0 #23 April 9, 2003 Quote It's a free ride when you've already paid And I always thought that she sang "It's a free ride on Enola Gay" Thanks for clearing that up for me ! -- ZZZzzzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peppermint 0 #24 April 9, 2003 Quote Quote It's a free ride when you've already paid And I always thought that she sang "It's a free ride on Enola Gay" Thanks for clearing that up for me ! That is so funny! The flowing wave returns not, nor does the passing hour. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #25 April 9, 2003 QuotePost: I think the title was "You Oughta Know". Wasn't that the song that made every 12-year old boy want to take her to the movies?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites