Jessica 0 #1 April 1, 2003 So wherever the weather's nice in South Texas, look for me. Right now I'm thinking Waller so I can scam some freefly coaching from those swarthy boys out there. All I have to do is reassemble my rig, repack my reserve under supervision, get up at 6 a.m. Sunday morning, and drive 3 hours out to Waller. No problem. I haven't jumped in 7 weeks. I'd do a lot more than that. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #2 April 1, 2003 *praying to weather gods for a perfect Sunday in Texas* It'll be so much better once you leave the plane. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #3 April 1, 2003 Quote I'd do a lot more than that. I'm off for some beer and chips...this thread should supply an evening's worth of entertainment. FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 April 1, 2003 I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get super gorgeous weather for Sunday. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #5 April 1, 2003 Quote I'm off for some beer and chips...this thread should supply an evening's worth of entertainment. You have no idea. Once Don & Seth chime in this will be better than cable-TV.KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBlair 0 #6 April 1, 2003 i herby comand the weather gods to be nice to poor jess.. she needs it seeing as she is pretty bitchy now... i was contenlpating sending her into battle against the enemy cuz her moods have bben so wierd since her last jump 7 weeks ago but decided once she gets that jump outa the c-130 into combat that would have cured her and sh would be useles and could only give very good interegatin speeches...... p.s. this is not a personal attack on jess...okay it is.... but it's from somebody she wouldn't mind it from...i'm a padwon learner of seth's...... blame him on it , yeah,,,, it's al seth's fault.....----THis isn't tony... it's his wana be... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #7 April 1, 2003 Quote blame him on it , yeah,,,, it's al seth's fault..... You've learned well.....this philosophy has always worked for me. Glad to hear it, Riglet. Quote Once Don & Seth chime in this will be better than cable-TV. Don't sell yourself short, Kris. I still think the diatribe you laid on Ms. Riglet about 18 months ago was the funniest thing I've ever read on here. I wish Jess would start another "feeling aggressive" thread. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #8 April 1, 2003 Well, I would wish shitty weather on you, but I've had enough bad weather around here... I wouldn't wish it on anyone - not even you. And I can't take credit for the padawan learner - I mean, I have my share of typos and stuff, but nothing near that bad. With that spelling, I'd say they have to be from Michigan, and that's Don's territory. Which makes sense, he blames stuff on me, TBlair blames stuff on me - Don even admits it's his philosophy as well! There's always two... the master and his flunky. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #9 April 1, 2003 You love Jessica. You want to marry Jessica. You want Jessica to have your babies. You need Jessica. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #10 April 1, 2003 QuoteYou love Jessica. DUH!!! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=233793;search_string=jessica;#233793There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #11 April 1, 2003 "Love" ... "Loathe" - I can see how they're easily confused. Even if I wanted to (I can't stand living 1,000 miles away from her, you think I could live with her?!), there's not a priest alive that would wed us. Yeah, that's what the world needs: a bitter, smart-ass, grammer-nazi, violent asshole who's hell bent on the complete (except for birds) destruction of the world (also known as the anti-christ Christians keep waiting for) I need Jessica to fuck-off and jam a red-hot poker in her eye - you've got that much right. Besides, I'm afraid Don would get jealous. And in his fragile emotional state, there's no telling what he'd do if I took Jess away from him!it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #12 April 1, 2003 Quote Quote You love Jessica. DUH!!! http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=233793;search_string=jessica;#233793 Yet another reason to not trust women - you can't even leave yourself logged into dz.com when they're around!! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #13 April 1, 2003 So, you're saying there's a chance... Aaah isn't springtime beautiful, you and Don are the Bambi and Thumper to Jessica's Flower... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #14 April 1, 2003 I'm hoping Flower was the skunk.... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #15 April 1, 2003 Why, so you could Thumper? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #16 April 1, 2003 QuoteYou want Jessica to have your babies. No thank you. I have no desire to be murdered from inside the womb by one of Seth's malevolent little progenies. Also, conception would be nigh impossible. I doubt he'd be able to stay "in the mood" with me vomiting all over him.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #17 April 1, 2003 Boy, you two are a match made in Jerry! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #18 April 1, 2003 QuoteAlso, conception would be nigh impossible. I doubt he'd be able to stay "in the mood" with me vomiting all over him. That wouldn't be a huge problem - you'd have to be gagged for me to get within 50 feet of you in the first place.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #19 April 1, 2003 Quote you'd have to be gagged for me to get within 50 feet of you in the first place. So you guys are into bondage huh? (I can just picture the wedding ceremony - Jess trussed up like Hannibal Lecter and Seth with a gun to his head. Most disturbingly Seth is the one holding the gun...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #20 April 1, 2003 Quote I doubt he'd be able to stay "in the mood" with me vomiting all over him. I generally balk at complimenting Jess, but........that fucking slew me. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #21 April 2, 2003 QuoteNo thank you. I have no desire to be murdered from inside the womb by one of Seth's malevolent little progenies. 1 point to Jess! Damn, that was good. KrisSky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #22 April 2, 2003 Quote Damn, that was good. Skreamer said it wasn't my best. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IMGR2 0 #23 April 2, 2003 So is Jess finally gonna come jump with me in Waller? I have my daugthers this weekend but I'll probably be out Sunday afternoon. Can't wait to see ya. Bryan Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBlair 0 #24 April 2, 2003 QuoteWith that spelling, I'd say they have to be from Michigan hey those are som fighten words there mister.... just because i can't spell doesn't make me from michigan.... i should shoot you for thinking that(even though i'm british i was born and raised in ohio).. i am your padwon learner though.. you trained me last time i was in your presence........ it shall all be revealed soon enough.... and yes i am tony blair...ruller(ya know like a foot or yard) of a little island off the atlantic coast of spain/portugul.. well okay i'm not really tony blair but it's funn to play him..... i'm here registered as sadam and bush's friend. they talked me into it.. i just wanted to be the silent partner...oh well.... and if ya want to figure out who i am just look at who you guys make funn of for very poor grammer and spelling... shouldn't be to hard with my wrtting style.....[hint on]..........[hint off] ... okay well i'm off to make my magic weather machine let loose a torent of rain on texas as they could use a good soaking anyways and who needs to jump there anyways...the real action is gona be in ohio this sunday (actually it will be saturday).... p.s. somebody else posted about bambi and thumper.. well i just watched a james bond film(our national hero) were there were these two hot babes and they had those names. they started to kick the shit outa 007 but he ended dunking them in a pool and finding out were the texan was at..... most of the movie took place in vegas and dealt with a big satelite zapping shit at the end... didn't catch the name of it though... i offer a prize of.. well lets just say a prize if ya can name that movie..... i'd like to know.....lol......----THis isn't tony... it's his wana be... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #25 April 2, 2003 ahhhh... ok, it's all semi-transparent to me now. And I don't think there'll be much action around here this weekend it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
