wmw999 2,447 #1 April 2, 2003 OK, obviously it's time to come up with a dz.com ratio. It needs to involve how many jumps you have, how many posts you have, your daily post average, and probably time in sport as well. Not to mention your opinion counts double if you have over 100 round jumps (had to throw that one in there). I'm trying to come up with something - um - meaningful. For instance, I have ~1200 jumps, ~1890 posts, I've been jumping almost 28 years (well, 18 of them actively); my daily post average is 8.7. posts /jumps * active years/post average = 3.2. That's a nice number. Someone come up with adjustment factors for ratings or team experience, wing loading and penis size -- OK? Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 April 2, 2003 28 years... hmmm... ratios... rocket scientist... Let me guess, you were looking through a drawer full of old things and found your slide rule, didn't ya? hmm... what can I do with this ? I know, skydiving ratios of some sort. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #3 April 2, 2003 You forgot breast size (to counter penis size) and the number of months of actively posting on dz.com. I refuse to participate unless these two variables are included. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #4 April 2, 2003 Ok, I'll bite... ~400 jumps, ~ 10,000 posts, 3 years in the sport (may 21st), 13.4 posts per day I got a rating of 5.59. Is that good or bad on your scale? (you're not bored today, are you?) --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #5 April 2, 2003 due to a recent posting on another thread i'm not getting involved. Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #6 April 2, 2003 Quote Not to mention your opinion counts double if you have over 100 round jumps If my mom has between 70-80 round jumps can I count that towards my opinion numbers? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #7 April 2, 2003 How many locked threads you've participated in is important... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #8 April 2, 2003 Everything your mother has jumped counts... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #9 April 2, 2003 Quote If my mom has between 70-80 round jumps can I count that towards my opinion numbers Only if you were in-utero at the time she made the jumps Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 April 2, 2003 I'm still teaching addition here to 8th graders so forget it. My brain is fried. Plus if you must include breast size I bow out gracefully before we even get started. So Wendy, your new job must be boring. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #11 April 2, 2003 QuotePlus if you must include breast size I bow out gracefully before we even get started. Why? When you're the proud "owner" of quite possibly the most perfect breasts known to man.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #12 April 2, 2003 Why thank you Dave.Bytch said SIZE though. -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #13 April 2, 2003 Quote You forgot breast size (to counter penis size) If penis size is involved, I'll get an AVERAGE score __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 April 2, 2003 Quote You forgot breast size (to counter penis size) and the number of months of actively posting on dz.com. I refuse to participate unless these two variables are included. I would think that different penis sizes would get different values. They seem to be valued differently elsewhere. A g/f told me that the 5 sizes for mens penises are 1-small 2-medium 3-large 4-OhMyGod 5-Does that come in white? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,447 #15 April 2, 2003 That was the thread that made me think about just how meaningful it is Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JackC 0 #16 April 2, 2003 Wendy, you do realise that your ratio is independent of posts numbers on DZ.com and as such doesn't reflect the post whore-iness of the individual (which some people seem to be quite proud of) (No of posts)/(no of jumps) * (years in sport)/(post average) subsituting (post average) = (no of posts)/(days registered) gives (days registered) * (years in sport)/ (no ofjumps) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #17 April 2, 2003 i jumper your mother? hey let's leave Mom's out of this !!! wait, I read that wrong Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #18 April 2, 2003 if we're talking about penis size, i'm leaving now...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swarley 0 #19 April 2, 2003 Wow, sounds like i'm back at IBM (Ret 30 years) Lets see 122p/1j*.8y/.5pa=195.2 dzcr (Low jumps and large posts)Steve My Site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #20 April 2, 2003 Hmmm now how many posts do I have and what's my average posts per day? 1078/201 * 0.7/4.2 = 0.9 (not adjusted for wing loading and penis size). Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #21 April 2, 2003 um, click your own name dude!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanuckInUSA 0 #22 April 2, 2003 Quoteum, click your own name dude! duh!!! I just can't remember that sort of stat off the top of my head. Try not to worry about the things you have no control over Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aero04 0 #23 April 2, 2003 40 posts, 70 jumps, 2 years, 0.2 post average so 5.71 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #24 April 2, 2003 only 2 jumps since Christmas, and too busy these days to post often ... been around here longer than most, though. 180 or so jumps since the FJC on 16 May, 1998. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #25 April 2, 2003 ok, i got a 2.2 using wendy's calculation... now adjusting for penis length/ girth * weight of sack in ounces, I have an additional multiplier of 16.333333 so I guess my number is 35.933 chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
