CrazyIvan 0 #1 April 3, 2003 Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The guys go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed. That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says, "I dreamt I had the best wank last night." The guy on the left side says, "That's funny, I had the exact same dream!". The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #2 April 3, 2003 hahahaha... Sort of like "Planes, Trains and Automobiles." "Where's your hand?" "Between two pillows" "Those aren't pillows!"--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #3 April 3, 2003 A big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river. "Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe. "Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago." "Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe. "Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #4 April 3, 2003 CrazyIvan, AggieDave and happythoughts wake up Sunday morning after a particular rowdy night of partying at the DZ. As they sit there drinking their coffee/Red Bulls they try to piece their evening back together. CrazyIvan says, "Man, last night was so wild I blew chunks half way through and then kept on partying." AggieDave says, "That's nothing, I went to go sleep it off in my truck and I accidentally kicked it out of gear and it rolled down into the swoop pond. That really ugly fat woman who lives just off the airport came over to see if every thing was ok and I ended up sleeping with her." happythoughts shakes his head sadly and says, "The last thing I remember was that hot new girl inviting me into her tent. Whatever happened it's all a blur still, but when I woke up we were both naked and I noticed she's hung even bigger than I am." At this point in the conversation CrazyIvan pipes up again. He has this really pained look on his face as he says, "Guys, you don't understand, Chunks is my dog." Sorry guys, couldn't resist. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 April 3, 2003 LMFAOLAMM!!!!! __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #6 April 3, 2003 Hahahah!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #7 April 3, 2003 Glad you guys laughed Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 April 3, 2003 Quote I suppose you could have gotten pissed Maybe you got close to the truth, and they're trying to hide it ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #9 April 3, 2003 Quote Maybe you got close to the truth, and they're trying to hide it Well, I've always heard that humor is actually a really good way to get a point across, something about it seeming a lot less preachy.... Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #10 April 3, 2003 Quote Glad you guys laughed I mean, I suppose you could have gotten pissed, but dammit, it's funny Nah!, we all having fun here man. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
