Catchy things to write on a bomb?

[kevin922 0]

Hey.. i have a contact through my brother who is a harrier pilot in kuwait.. he's taking suggestions for things to write on his bombs.. if he uses your suggestion he'll take a digital picture of it.. kinda likes "in your face" type things.. any ideas?

Kevin

[Luv2Fall 0]

"Ground Shaker/Widow Maker"

Edited to add:

We had written the above on one of our 155mm projo's one time.

[QuickDraw 0]

Warning! - If swallowed seek medical advice immediately.
Warning! - May contain traces of nuts.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[Viking 0]

"Knock Knock asshole!!"
"If you can read this your fucked"

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[n2skdvn 0]

to saddam from us at dz.com!!!!!

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[jannu 0]

this is sick.

[Viking 0]

thank you for your opinion Jan.

I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

[CrazyIvan 0]

'Open wide and say AH'

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[freefallfreak 0]

"Warning...May be hazardous to terrorists."

"New health plan."

"Hey S.H....this one's for you!"

FFF

[Rookeskydiver 0]

" Wackie Wackie hands off snacky"
"My gift to you"
"This comes from the bottom of my american heart"
"Your worst nightmare has arrived"
"Goodnight"

PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver
"Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket"

[Gawain 0]

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out!"

--or--

"Hello Ben Dover!"

--or--

"Take one for headache relief"

Not some of my best thinking...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[LouDiamond 1]

WARNING: MAY CAUSE LOUD RINGING IN EARS!!

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[tb62871 0]

Terrrorist supository. On the biggest bomb you can find

--TB
Welcome my friends to the show that never ends.

[CrazyIvan 0]

'Sponsored by the movie: Bringing down the House'

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

how about "To the English troops from dubya?"

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[themaninblack 0]

how about:
"adios!"
"we endanger species"
"this ordinance brought to you by your friends at the pentagon"
"objects in mirror are closer than they appear"
"don't worry, allah will protect you....right?"

evolution WILL be served, one way or another!!!! im not jumping, im imitating a reluctant meteor.

[n2skdvn 0]

"If you can read this you're fucked"

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
my site

[ChileRelleno 0]

Thats really low SkydiveMokey,
In war and life nothing is perfect and unfortunate mistakes will happen... To imply in any way that such incidents as "friendly fire"
are intentional is pretty frickin low, you should be ashamed of yourself!
Theres not a soldier out there who believes that such accidents are due to anything other than a terrible mistake and they fully realize that these are one of the hazards of warfare and they will continue to put themselves in harms way.
War sucks,war is hell and I wish it were not happening,but it is and I support "OUR" leaders, yours and mine, along with all of "OUR" troops.

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

I support em as well, just get pissed off when I keep reading on friendly fire time and time again.

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[DYEVOUT 0]

"THE ALLAH EXPRESS"

OR

"REST IN PIECES"

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"I think that was the wrong tennis court."

[ChileRelleno 0]

The 11th Commandment, "Thou shall not commit terrorism"

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

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Thats really low SkydiveMokey

and making fun of people dying isn't? End of the day, you're killing people. Not a laughing matter.

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[ChileRelleno 0]

I know what you mean and how you feel but just as in skydiving "You can do everything right and still DIE!!!"

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[ChileRelleno 0]

"Low" was any implication that our guys are gunning for your forces.

Poking fun at bad situation is one way some people handle stress.
Like I said "I'd rather it wasn't happening but it is." and "I'm stressed."

Just one thing though... Alot of these folks would, could and want to kill you because you are a "Unbeliever" a "Infidel" and this would please their God. For no other reason than you don't share their beliefs you are lower than a swine and should convert or DIE. No, not all of them feel this way but alot of'em do and the real fanatics of those will use any means they can get their hands on, i.e. WMD's... I could go on & on about different aspects and reasons for the war but I'll stop now.

Thanks for playing,come again

ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

[SkydiveMonkey 0]

[apu voice]

Thank you, come again

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