Catchy things to write on a bomb?

[homer 0]

How about "SUCK MY DICK"

or

For the woman pilot "EAT MY PUSSY"

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[scottbre 0]

I'd have to say this is sort of a sick thread, but here's my contribution.

"The guy who wired me was dyslexic."

"Your mother's full of stupidjuice!"
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[sunshine 2]

1-800-eat-shit

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meow

I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug!

[Iflyme 0]

How's 'bout: "I'm sorry we are killing civillians, including women and children, with these really cool big bombs ... we can't see the fear in the eyes of you and your neighbours when we drop them from above your homes, so it doesn't really bother us that much ..."


Oh yeah .. I said I'd stay out of these war threads, didn't I?!?

[Magistr8 0]

When do we find out if we won?

Saddam: Wish you were here.

edited so you would know where my sig line starts.

[skydyvr 0]

"Enjoy the 47 virgins, BIATCH!"

. . =(_8^(1)

[n2skdvn 0]

roses are red viloets are blue
this little jdams just for you.

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[Meathorse 0]

"Catch me if you can."

"If found please call 1-800-LOSTBOM. Reward!"

"I fall to pieces."

"Guess my contents, win a prize."

"I go bump in the night."

"May I have this dance?"

[flyingferret 0]

I think yours is too long.

My ideas:

Made in the USA
Jihad this
WMD
You should have raised the white flag
This is for the 507th
This is for the 2nd Marine
Wish you had an air force?
Your AAA sucks
Your SAMs did not work

--
All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI.

[TattooedMoFo 0]

" Let me light up your life"

[QuickDraw 0]

Warning! - Risk of death or serious injury, if used correctly.

-- Hope you don't die. --

I'm fucking winning

[jtval 0]

you couldnt stop our leaflets either!

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[Andie787 0]

How about

"Might is Right"

or

"This bomb brings freedom. Sorry you'll miss it"

or

"Killing Iraqis is funny!"

or

"I'm not ignorant, I just don't know any better"

[billvon 2,991]

>"This bomb brings freedom. Sorry you'll miss it"

From The Onion:

DEAD IRAQI WOULD HAVE LOVED DEMOCRACY

Above: Taha Sabri

BAGHDAD, IRAQ—Baghdad resident Taha Sabri, killed Monday in a U.S. air strike on his city, would have loved the eventual liberation of Iraq and establishment of democracy, had he lived to see it, his grieving widow said.

"Taha was a wonderful man, a man of peace," his wife Sawssan said. "I just know he would have been happy to see free elections here in Iraq, had that satellite-guided Tomahawk cruise missile not strayed off course and hit our home."

A shoemaker and father of five, Sabri, 44, was listening to the radio at 3 a.m. when a missile launched from a U.S. warship in the Persian Gulf veered off course and struck just feet from his house. Sawssan was away at the time, tending to an ailing aunt in the Baghdad suburb of Mansour.

"My husband was no fan of Saddam," Sawssan said. "He felt he was a terrible despot. If the Americans do drive him from power, it will be that much more of a shame that they killed Taha."

[usmcdannyboy 0]

How about "ALOHA" it means hello and good-bye at the same time
or
"provided as a gift from the people of the united states" this is also found on the humanitarian Meal,ready to eat.
or "don't go away mad, just go away"

I am the light my son...What you seek is fire

[Faber 0]

Peace-bomb

hug me

If not exploded kick here-->

shortcut to paradise

Stay safe
Stefan Faber

[murrays 0]

Adios Amoebas!

--
Murray

"No tyranny is so irksome as petty tyranny: the officious demands of policemen, government clerks, and electromechanical gadgets." - Edward Abbey

[AggieDave 6]

"Cypress equipped"

"Heavy Metal Skydiving"

"Could be worst, AggieDave could have farted in your house"

How about those?

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[Scratch 0]

Sick, but I have an odd sense of humour.

To whom this may concern

[skydiverbob 0]

Quote

I support em as well, just get pissed off when I keep reading on friendly fire time and time again.

Then join them and do something about it, be part of the solution, don't just piss and moan about it. Don't think this is new, friendly fire has been a problem since war began. It sucks, but it happens.

Who Dares Wins

[TheBile 0]

Open wide and say "AAAAGGGGGHHH" ! ! ! "

Smile, your on target-cam.

Oppress THIS !

D.N.R.

FLARE ! FLARE ! FLA.......Shit, too late.

Tackles the scum other bombs can't reach.

Gerb

I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW !

[jtval 0]

theres no time to wipe now. you may just wanna run

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[happythoughts 0]

"Collect the whole set"

"If product does not perform as expected, please
return for an immediate replacement."

[lummy 4]

Here comes the BOOM!! ready or not, watch me now...

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[homer 0]

How about-

"Tag your it"

"You have Saddam to thank for this"

"Sucks to be you"

"Who's your fighter pilot?"

"R.I.P. Byotch"

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