Jessica 0 #1 March 27, 2003 Would someone be interested in letting me borrow a couple of pages on his or her website? I need to provide links to some stories I've written, but the problem is they aren't already on the web (most of this stuff appeared in print only), and my own website is riddled with popups and banners. It doesn't look very professional. I'd give you text and you'd c&p it onto a blank page, and I could link to it with www.nicepersonspage.com/jessica1 or something like that. In a month or so I wouldn't need them anymore and could stop wasting your bandwidth. Thank you nice people with nice websites!Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #2 March 27, 2003 yeah pm me.. you can host off of : kevinorkin.com interone.net passwd.com nsecure.org nationalskydivingassociation.com i think I have a few more too.. yep, nationalskydiving.com howsmypet.com waterbra.com snipertaskforce.com pm me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #3 March 27, 2003 I would love to help you out... if I didn't hate you (and everything you are) with such a passion. Oh.. wait.. I could intentionally deface your pages! That would be fun! I could salt cute little message to Don throughout the whole thing! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #4 March 27, 2003 Too late everybody, Jessica has already agreed to let me host her soft porn essays (which they will be once I'm done editing...) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #5 March 27, 2003 hoom.. okay don't PM me then :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadDog 0 #6 March 27, 2003 Be sure to post the link. It will save me lots of time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #7 March 27, 2003 Oh, you can host it too. We can have a competition to see who can revise Jessica's work the most *tastefully*.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadDog 0 #8 March 27, 2003 That's a fantastic idea. Attach the text here and we can all post our links!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #9 March 27, 2003 Quote Attach the text here and we can all post our links!! Good thinking Batman, I bet Jessica will be really grateful for all our help. (plus which she isn't very good with big words like fisting, rectum , festering and sores so we'll have to help out with those...). I've watched a lot of adult movies so I'm sure I can help with the plot of her stories too.... Will Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadDog 0 #10 March 27, 2003 And we can add pictures and movie clips too. With sound! This will be a great project. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #11 March 27, 2003 Yes, perhaps we even incorporate some of Clay's livestock into it. But Jessica is a bit of a boring, bland, generic name - perhaps we can come up with a more original pen name? Something like Madame Bovine de KooKoo. That has a nice ring to it.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BadDog 0 #12 March 27, 2003 http://www.jessicajames.com/jessicabio.htm This is her, right? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #13 March 27, 2003 Quote plus which she isn't very good with big words like fisting, rectum , festering and sores so we'll have to help out with those...). (...climbing back up into my chair now...) Will, you are a cruel and heartless S.O.B......sure hope I get to tip a few with you sometime...Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #14 March 27, 2003 Quote Will, you are a cruel and heartless S.O.B......sure hope I get to tip a few with you sometime... Nah, only to those who don't know me Don, to my few friends I'm a real cunt... (but you are most definitely on my list of 'people I'd like to get pissed with and talk shit to') I could tell you stories about my awesome spotting and you could reciprocate with stories of your interesting landing techniques and locations (middle of a highway wasn't it?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #15 March 28, 2003 Quote (middle of a highway wasn't it?) Yeah, but that was my very first jump....I know better now. Besides, that can't begin to compete with the thrill and exhiliration of spotting entire loads 4 miles off the airport....Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #16 March 28, 2003 Quote Besides, that can't begin to compete with the thrill and exhiliration of spotting entire loads 4 miles off the airport.... And if he ever tries to deny it, he'll find that I have a copy of his spotting video permanently enshrined on my server. He can't escape that one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #17 March 28, 2003 "permanently enshrined on my server." Precious data like that should be backed up, allow me to take care of that, got a link? -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #18 March 28, 2003 Quote got a link? But of course! http://www.jennandjustin.com/skreamer.html Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #19 March 28, 2003 We can always count on you Justin. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nacmacfeegle 0 #20 March 28, 2003 Snagged, bagged, and fully backed up. -------------------- He who receives an idea from me, receives instruction himself without lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine, receives light without darkening me. Thomas Jefferson Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #21 March 28, 2003 Quote Snagged, bagged, and fully backed up. Oh, please. Like you had to.... It was already on a RAID-5 system, with realtime mirroring to an offsite server, CD and DLT backup stored in fireproof vault..... Some things just need to be preserved at all costs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #22 March 28, 2003 Quote But of course! Thanks Justin....just had to watch it again. Will leaps out...... the other jumpers look at each other in astonishment and amusement, then sit back and have tea and scones, smoke a fag, write a few letters, watch a sit-com or two......THEN they turn onto jump-run, and climb out......... Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #23 March 28, 2003 Quote the other jumpers look at each other in astonishment and amusement, then sit back and have tea and scones, smoke a fag, write a few letters, watch a sit-com or two......THEN they turn onto jump-run, and climb out......... Almost true Don, you are forgetting the half hour they spent arguing about Iraq right before they had tea and scones... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #24 March 28, 2003 Quote you are forgetting the half hour they spent arguing about Iraq right before they had tea and scones... And the time they spent using string to connect their teeth to the plane's floater bar as directed by the British dental care program. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #25 March 30, 2003 Quote This is her, right? I just looked at that page, and that chick and I have the same birthday. Perhaps it's time for me to look into a career in the "industry." I could be a key grip or something.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
