MattM 0 #1 March 19, 2003 So here I was.... hungry. I head on down to Micky Ds and order a Big Mac combo... As she hands me my bag I ask for honey mustard sauce (love that on my french, I mean, freedom fries) and she says it will cost me 27 cent! 27 cent??? I just bought 5 bucks worth of food and I can't have honey mustard sauce? So I shut my mouth and drive off. I get home and get all nice and comfortable infront of the computer while munchin' on my fries. I get done with them and pop open my Big Mac, take a bite and BBBAAAAMMMM.... something tastes like shit... I pry the damn thing apart and...... They put FISH on it instead of hamburger meat! How stupid is that?!?!? So I carry my ass back down there and raise hell. And they act like it was MY FAULT that there was FISH on a BIG MAC.... and act like they have to go out of their way to make me another one. I raised hell so much I got them to give me a refund, a refill, and a applepie. Never again will I buy food from that clown Ronald McDonald. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuffDiver 0 #2 March 19, 2003 Why would you order Fish on your Big Mac? __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazerq3 0 #3 March 19, 2003 Quote and a applepie those apple pies ROCK!!! jasonFreedom of speech includes volume Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanillasky11 0 #4 March 19, 2003 The wildberry ones are better! "You haven't seen a tree until you've seen its shadow from the sky." -- Amelia Earhart Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 March 19, 2003 Hey baby, can i buy you a fish sandwich? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #6 March 19, 2003 You sure you didn't order from Burger World?That's some funny shit manYou kind of reminded me of Mr Anderson I'd like to order a large pie, fry, large coffee. Pronto You got that bubba? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #7 March 19, 2003 No one else has had any restaurant horrors? Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #8 March 19, 2003 Go read Kitchen Confidential Then see if you'll ever order fish on the weekend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #9 March 19, 2003 "No one else has had any restaurant horrors?" The last time I had take out at McDonalds, I ordered a cheeseburger and fries. When I got home, there was no burger... just the cheese and pickles on the bun. Haven't been back.__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #10 March 19, 2003 That's coz McD's got sued for getting people FATThat's probably their veggie no-fat can't sue me for anything item. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #11 March 19, 2003 Atleast they didn't replace the meat with fish.... Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iflyme 0 #12 March 19, 2003 That's what ya get for goin' to McDonalds in the first place! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #13 March 19, 2003 Quote Atleast they didn't replace the meat with fish.... I'm sure they had your health in mind. Think how good those omega3 oils are for youYeah! After they deep fried the thing in partially hydrogenated veggie oil Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuffDiver 0 #14 March 19, 2003 Quote No one else has had any restaurant horrors? We have a sandwich shop named Quizno's(I don't know if you guys have them or not?). My Wife and I were eating there and it was getting late, the sun was starting to set. My wife had her back to the window so all I could see was a silhouette of her and my sandwich when I would eat it. Anyhow, the sandwich was a footlong and I only had a couple of bites left when I noticed a strange curly hair protruding from the otherwise normal silhouette of the sandwich. I spit out the bite I was currently chewing on, everyone else in the restaurant was a little disgusted by my action but I'm sure you can understand. I walked up to the counter holding my sandwich high I asked the kid that made my sandwich to come closer, so he did. Without being quiet I asked him if he could describe what kind of hair was sticking out of my bun. The little bastard thought that it was funny and burst out laughing, he had to retire to the back room. The manager came out and asked if I wanted her to make me a new sandwich. I politely replied "only if you shave" and walked out. I felt ill on the drive home. As we were pulling into the garage I felt a tickle in my throat that caused me to cough. Yep, I had found another one. This made me physically sick. I was so pissed I almost went back, in hindsight I should have. Anyhow that fishburger ain't so bad now is it? __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cindee 0 #15 March 19, 2003 Right... the fish is deep fried with that batter stuff on it!! Yuck...__________________________________________________ "If happy little bluebirds fly above the rainbow, why oh why can't I?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #16 March 19, 2003 nonono...there's more calories in the buns than in the beef. no joke nathanielMy advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #17 March 19, 2003 Quote That's what ya get for goin' to McDonalds in the first place! I live in a camper on the DZ(most of the time), and I can't cook... When I cook, the smoke detector is the dinner bell. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pammi 0 #18 March 19, 2003 EEEWWW! Now, makes ya think...a pube on your sandwich..now how would THAT happen? What kind of sauce did you ask for on it?? Pammi Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #19 March 19, 2003 Quote What kind of sauce did you ask for on it?? Groooooosssssssss Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MuffDiver 0 #20 March 19, 2003 Quote What kind of sauce did you ask for on it?? About 90% of the people I tell that story to ask that question. To answer your question I did NOT order the special sauce. I just hope i didn't end up eating the special sauce anyway. __________________________________________________ Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #21 March 19, 2003 Quote Quote and a applepie those apple pies ROCK!!! jason Sorry, but nobody, and I mean NOBODY beats out KFC with the hot apple pies. Not only are they tasty and crunchy (oven fresh) but you get TWO for NINETY NINE CENTS!! Yes folks, that is correct - TWO hot delicious apple pies for $0.99. You just can't get a better deal! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #22 March 19, 2003 Oh, and one more thing.... I must say that the filet-o-fish sandwich is the BEST sandwich they serve at Micky D's. So what are you complaing about - you got the best deal!! LOL Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #23 March 19, 2003 you likea da sauce eh? sauce is good eh? i get you some more a sauce Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydyvr 0 #24 March 19, 2003 Quote I just hope i didn't end up eating the special sauce anyway. That's most likely why the kid was laughing so hard. . . =(_8^(1) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoobieCootie 0 #25 March 19, 2003 Oh boyI think I'll pick some up on the way home. Em em! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
