payback462 0 #1 March 20, 2003 oh yeah, it was me damn why do my farts have to smell soooooo freakin bad, its been so bad today ive had to leave the room cause i couldnt breathe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #2 March 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteive had to leave the room cause i couldnt breathe That must be bad, even when mine are really bad and my girlfriend leaves I usually don't have a problem staying with it. It's when you've been farting all day and you go out and come back and the smell is still in the air hours later that you know you have a problem. I'd check your chair and make sure you havn't stained it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #3 March 20, 2003 Quote I'd check your chair and make sure you havn't stained it. *looks at chair* nope, no stains, although i did have to switch from my padded office chair to a folding chair as the office one was retaining the odor for far too long Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 March 20, 2003 Quote I'd check your chair and make sure you havn't stained it. LMAO!!!! Or at least make sure you haven't set it on fire! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoShitThereIWas 0 #5 March 20, 2003 Thank you for sharing that with us Payback but that was TMI. It sounds like your name would suit you well sitting next to the person in the airplane who pisses you off the most.Roy Bacon: "Elvises, light your fires." Sting: "Be yourself no matter what they say." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sfc 1 #6 March 20, 2003 Quote Quote Or at least make sure you haven't set it on fire! Good point, you might want to put a "no naked flame" warning on the chair for a day or so. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
helicam 0 #7 March 20, 2003 Quote Quote Quote ive had to leave the room cause i couldnt breathe That must be bad, even when mine are really bad and my girlfriend leaves I usually don't have a problem staying with it. It's when you've been farting all day and you go out and come back and the smell is still in the air hours later that you know you have a problem. I'd check your chair and make sure you havn't stained it. Try leaving one in the car on a hot day...it ferments!! I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #8 March 20, 2003 For best results - fart in wet swim trunks, while sitting on one of those old, stamped sheetmetal lawn chairs - talk about resonance !! P.S. - I have made a 110lb. Labrador retriever leave the room. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 March 20, 2003 QuoteP.S. - I have made a 110lb. Labrador retriever leave the room. I made by own eyes burn, and my 4 year old son pinched his nose, then promptly puked all over the coffee table.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #10 March 20, 2003 My God, Rev That is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard. What were we eating? If I may be so bold. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #11 March 20, 2003 Hot dogs and Mac and cheese. You know it mac and cheese looks the exact same after it comes out? Smells a bit worse though.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
payback462 0 #12 March 20, 2003 Quote I made by own eyes burn, and my 4 year old son pinched his nose, then promptly puked all over the coffee table. RevJim, your my hero! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 March 20, 2003 For resonance, you've got to fart at Jack and the Box, in one of their booths. They're fiberglass and hollow...Ask FlyingFerrert about that one! Although, last week I did bring a jumper's eyes to water after farting in the jump plane. I had an atomic omlete for breakfast (omlet, cheese, ham, tomatos, hotsauce, onions and topped off with chili all over it....hmmmm, that was good). --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #14 March 20, 2003 I think my most dramatic (kill power) odor has been produced by consuming some kind of Garlic Tuna Italian thing over linguine w/4-5 Lagers. Aroma kind of resembled a burning tire. ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #15 March 20, 2003 Oh, sorry, I thought you meant what my son was eating, that I had to clean! I had made a big meal earlier. Lemon pepper Ribeyes, blackened haddock, a nice salad, twice backed pototoes, sauteed mushrooms, and banana creme pie.It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
