SkydiveMonkey 0 #1 March 11, 2003 David Beckham decides to go horse riding: Although he has had no previous experience he skilfully mounts the horse and appears in complete command of the situation as the horse gallops along at a steady pace.Victoria admiringly watching her husband. After a short time David becomes a little casual and he begins to lose his grip in the saddle, he panics and grabs the horse around the neck shouting for it to stop. Victoria starts to scream and shout for someone to help her husband as David has by this time slipped completely out of the saddle and is only saved from hitting the ground by the fact that he still has a grip on the horses neck. David decides that his best chance is to leap away from the horse,but his foot has become entangled in one of the stirrups. As the horse gallops along David's head is banging on the ground and he is slipping into unconsciousness. Victoria is now frantic and screams and screams for help!! Hearing her screams, the Tesco's Security Guard comes out of the store and unplugs the horse.____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 March 11, 2003 I remember when that used to be a blonde joke... um...who's David Beckham (wincing from the potential rocks to be thrown)... ??So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BluDvn222 0 #3 March 11, 2003 Quote I remember when that used to be a blonde joke... um...who's David Beckham (wincing from the potential rocks to be thrown)... ?? He's only one of the greatest penalty kick takers of all time. But, let's just pretend like I didn't say that, cause he seems like a real ass! "How do you like my groin to your foot style?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 March 11, 2003 QuoteQuote ... who's David Beckham (wincing from the potential rocks to be thrown)... ?? He's only one of the greatest penalty kick takers of all time. But, let's just pretend like I didn't say that, cause he seems like a real ass! As in US Soccer/European Football? That's explains why I don't know. But I understand....So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #6 March 11, 2003 He's a (real) football player.____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
staticnewbie 0 #7 March 12, 2003 QuoteHe's a (real) football player. No, actually he plays for the scum (Man U) Nick P.S. Liverpool 2-0 Manchester United This username sucks, so I'm BBKid now instead. Replies, insults, sexual favours and death threats to be sent there from now on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #8 March 12, 2003 I meant he plays proper football, not the foreign (ie american) version ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #9 March 12, 2003 Nicely put Nick. Although I can forgive him when he put that one in against Argentina. Oh it still brings a smile to my face. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
