late funny...more of a heads up guys!

[slim 0]

Subject: Man & Woman
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one.
Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says,
"So you're a man, that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look
at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a
sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together
in peace for the rest of our days".
Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!"
"This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "and look at
this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but
this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this
wine and celebrate our good fortune."
Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the
bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back
to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."
MORAL OF THE STORY:
Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.

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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

[blewaway5 0]

Hahaha, I like that.

Truman Sparks for President

[r2hubert 0]

It take that as an advise more than a 'late funny'

--
Renaud SMA #9
"Mind is like parachute. It only functions when it's open."

[Gawain 0]

It's funny and eerily cruel...

So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh
Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright
'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life
Make light!

[pojo 0]

useful story

pojo
In heaven all the interesting people are missing.