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blewaway5

Smokers of the world unite

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Smokers are the most anti-social people in the world.

Sure to kill yourself (1570% more change on lung cancer alone). But to polute everyone else? I'm being sick and tired of being forced to be in smoke of someone else... >:(

The trouble with skydiving; If you stink at it and continue to jump, you'll die. If you're good at it and continue to jump, you'll see a lot of friends die...

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You've only got me beat by about 65 degrees. Wait for it, wait for it......you suck!;)



only if you ask nice or pay well!!


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A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

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A couple of things that might make it easier to make it past the first little bit:

1. You begin to smell better as soon as you've cycled through your clothes in the washer; usually a week and you start really noticing.

2. The body fixes itself a whole lot faster in the beginning than it ends up, so it doesn't take 5 years to repair half of the damage.

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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Thanks Wendy!

1. Yeah I'm really looking forward to smelling better in both senses (dumb pun intended)- my clothes & hair, and my sense of smell. A few recent quitters at the DZ commented about how much sharper their sense of smell has become- they wanted it dulled again after a few pungent jump runs!

2. Good to know. I used to be able to play and run all day, and I'd like to be able to do that again without going into cardiac arrest.

I just need to remember how crappy I feel right now next time I crave a smoke...

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What I find the best is the chronic smokers frantically yelling at me because I'm throwing my life away by jumping out of planes. Bwahaha. :|

I'm an asthmatic. Never tried it, have no desire to try it, wouldn't even if I wasn't asthmatic. BTW, studies show that smoking causes asthma in your children. No, I don't think it was my father (he smokes), it was more likely the polluted environment in my case. My generation in Russia has an abnormal rate of chronic breathing deseases.


-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Thanks!

I've made it this far, which, unfortunately isn't saying much since I don't didn't smoke during the day anyway.
Now if I can just survive the after-work hours...:|

Thanks for the encouragement!:)


you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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The years you add on to your life when you quit smoking are all at the end, and those aren't that much fun anyway.

Ya, I guess watching grandchildren grow up is a lousy thing to live for... Anyway, nothing pissess me off more than seeing people smoke in a vehicle when kids are in the car...



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