flymysky 0 #1 March 4, 2003 Just wonderin...there haven't been many funnies posted lately. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #2 March 4, 2003 Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing the bickering. Finally God said, "Cool it! I am going to set up a test that will run two hours, and I will judge who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They sent faxes. They sent emails. They sent out emails with attachments. They downloaded. They did genealogy reports. They made cards. They did every known job. But 10 minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder clapped, the rain poured, and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically and screamed, "It's gone! It's all gone! I lost everything when the power went off!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of diligent work. Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it?" God shrugged and said, "Jesus saves." >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flymysky 0 #3 March 4, 2003 Thanks, I needed that! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #4 March 4, 2003 been rather solomn recently huh?like prozak dropped a bomb here! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spinetto 0 #5 March 4, 2003 Yes....whassup with that? I say bring back the peace, love and happyness Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
