Can you hear your neighbor having sex?

[phatcat 0]

I can

[quatorze 1]

nope but I can hear my neighbor fart when she is in the shower... EEEEWWWW!!!!!

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[jessd 0]

That is definitley worse than hearing them have sex. My bedroom is next to my grandfathers, so, fortunately the worst thing I have to hear is AM sports talk radio.

"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..."

[PhreeZone 20]

I could at my old place, I'm glad I moved. They were really vocal on everything. Liked to scream and throw things at each other all the time. Sez was the same, I'd bet they had holes in the wall from their version of sex. And neither of them could be quiet about sex either, windows open seemed to get them really going.

Yesterday is history
And tomorrow is a mystery

Parachutemanuals.com

[quatorze 1]

nope the worst is the fact that she is a hottie, I live in an apartment complex that is used mostly by college students here at USC, yet nomatter how hot she is ever time i pass her in the hall I start cracking up, I mean these aren't farts that I would expect from such a cute critter, but farts that I would be proud of on any jump plane..."BBBRRRRAAAAAPPPP!!!!"

I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle

[Jessica 0]

No, but I can hear them walk around, and sometimes I can hear the creepy guy scream at his girlfriend to shut up because she's a stupid bitch and she did the goddamn laundry wrong.

I'd like to kick that guy in the crotch.

Skydiving is for cool people only

[Michele 1]

Nope. Of course, she's 84, thinks Carter is still in office and he's charging too much for the peanut prices. I have about 10 front door keys hidden around, and my office number at all the neighbors. Angela has a bad habit of changing purses, and forgetting to move the contents of one purse into her new one, leaving the house, and locking herself out. She's always bringing me pies, and feeds all the stray cats in the area. She's great, and living in the 70's seems to agree with her. That may've been the last time she had sex, too, for all I know.

Ciels-
Michele

~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

[nubain1 0]

Just record them and then play it back on your stereo one night at about 3 or 4 in the morning so that the whole neighborhood can hear

[Gypsy 0]

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I'd like to kick that guy in the crotch.

LMAO- dude, I so want that on video

[Vallerina 2]

I got lucky in college and had my room underneath some guy who never got any. My roommate, however, lived under the player. She'd always hear some new girl's voice up there.

There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning

[skygal3 0]

my neighbor hadn't had sex in 16 years.

[ECVZZ 0]

Only when she's at my house.

Greg

[dropdeded 0]

My upstairs nieghbor is only home maybe once a month.I have no idea where he is or what he does but its sure nice .

dropdeded

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[chachi 0]

Nope, but I think they can here us ... hehe.

~Chachi

[freeflir29 0]

I live in a house now. Don't have that problem. I have annoyed several sets of neighbors when I was married and living in apartments though. Especially when I lived on the beach in Florida. All the buildings are cinder block so the sound really travels. My neighbor asked me to move the bed away from the wall once. I think he was more embarassed about it than me. I was just laughing my ass off.

[rhino 0]

I like opening the bedroom window late at night before I "WAKE" my fiance up.. I am sure the sounds travel across the neighborhood..

Her response.... SO WHAT.. lol

Rhino

[freeflyguy 0]

I live in a house, so if I could hear that would be bad, good?

I read this yesterday, in the stranger, a Seattle alternative paper. Has cool stuff.

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 13
In much lighter news: Yesterday brought the publication of a new Stranger, featuring the second Last Days item in three months about the Perfect Girl, the expressive young woman on First Hill who was overheard having noisy sex (during which she repeatedly yelled the word, "Perfect!") in October, then overheard having a loud, drunken conversation on her cell phone (during which she boisterously described "getting filled out like a fucking application in an elevator") on Thanksgiving night. Today Last Days received a missive from the Perfect Girl herself, who writes, "It's somewhat worrisome that your readership now has this image of me as a total woman-about-town (by which I mean "whore"), when that's such a tiny piece of my otherwise utterly mundane existence. Anyway, please let your readers know that I really am making every effort to be slightly less loud and obnoxious during and regarding sex." Thanks to the Perfect Girl for reading and writing.


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[freeflir29 0]

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during which she repeatedly yelled the word, "Perfect!")

That's a new one on me. It's definately LESS weird than "Mommy likes it."

[rhino 0]

lol

[riggerrob 643]

My old girlfriend used to get annoyed when her noisy neighbor had sex. So she asked me to help even the score.

[jumpergirl 0]

That's just too funny!!

[SpeedRacer 1]

I used to go out with this girl who lived in a basement apartment. You could hear the woman upstairs when she had sex...she kinda made this breathy "woo! woo! woo!" sound when she was getting close!

so who makes more noise during sex, the man or the woman? I'm usually pretty quiet (I think).

& who's more self conscious about it?

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[freefallfreak 0]

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so who makes more noise during sex, the man or the woman?

I'll be damned if I know...I can never hear the woman cause I'm so loud....lol. Uhh, in a sweet and kind way, of course...

FFF

"Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up."

[airborne31582 0]

Yes I have, try looking into the face of that toal hottie as she chatted with you about school without cracking a smile. Lets just say this girl was quite loud...sounded even better from her side of the wall

Chris
I thought of the odds of me succeeding, versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid, and I went ahead anyway.

[hohonukai 0]

uh, no. (thankful)

But I can hear her TV every night and even be able to mute my TV and use her audio if we're watching the same channel.