bodypilot90 0 #1 February 25, 2003 France announced today that it plans to ban fireworks at the Euro-Disney theme park, following last night's display that caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #2 February 25, 2003 I didn't realize that EuroDisney made enough money to buy fireworks Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #3 February 25, 2003 why does that not surprise me!?!?!?! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #4 February 25, 2003 Hey... that is real funny man... I cant wait to tell it to my dad who is french and fought in WW2... I bet he'll find it real funny too... Hilarious..... I need some Depends here, I'm peeing myself.... Stop it..... too funny....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #5 February 25, 2003 Maybe not, but Disneyland Paris certainly does. quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #6 February 25, 2003 Apparently American babies are so fat they have to be baptized in Sea World... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #7 February 25, 2003 Further fun at the expense of the French (and Germans) http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_754383.html?menu=news.quirkiesquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #8 February 25, 2003 Quote Further fun at the expense of the French Perhaps we should stick to blonde jokes. Either they understand that they're just jokes or they don't get them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #9 February 25, 2003 I'm bored of seeing posts mocking the french. Great to see theres an international unity Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #10 February 25, 2003 Actually I find this rather more entertaining Quote Approximately 127 million adults in the U.S. are overweight, 60 million obese, and 9 million severely obese. Funny seeing all those fat fingers pointed at the rest of the world. Cracks me up man... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #11 February 25, 2003 Quote Great to see theres a international unity As long as you agree with the Americans there is great unity here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #12 February 25, 2003 QuoteI'm bored of seeing posts mocking the french. Perhaps they bore you, but the French government has been quite mockable lately. But you're bored, ok, cool. I give you permission to mock GWB.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #13 February 25, 2003 skreamer -- Ya know why there are so many overweight Americans? Because our food doesn't suck. If we had to eat that fine Brittish food, we'd all starve! quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #14 February 25, 2003 as may be, but if there were a fench based site making posts about America you'd all be pretty pissed off. I just dont think its fair, thats all.Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #15 February 25, 2003 Both of my parents were born in France. My whole family is still lives in France except my mother and father. I am proud of my French heritage. My folks are not a bunch of pussies and neither am I for that matter. Your jokes and everybody elses jokes about France surrendering at the drop of a hat are getting old. Germanies army's were close to unstopable... It's not just France not supporting the war and the U.S. It's a majority of the world against U.S. policies and the war. Ignorant... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #16 February 25, 2003 Hear about the new French tanks? They have 6 speeds, 5 reverse and 1 forward (just in case someone is chasing them from behind)... You can by some nice rifles in France, they've only been dropped once...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 February 25, 2003 QuoteGermanies army's were close to unstopable... No, France could have prevented the invasion of Germany at the beginning of WWII if they hadn't looked the other way politically AND actually upheld their treaty with Soviet Russia and the Czechs. Since they didn't uphold their treaty, they sat around on their hands and didn't attack when Germany invaded Czech. Due to a clause in the treaty, Russia didn't move since the clause said France had to make the first move. If this would have been done, they could have very well prevented Germany from invading France and may have ended the war years earlier then it had. Also saving the lives of millions of British and American service men, not to mention over 6 million Jews. France has a lot of blame to hold, and its their fault. If people would actually study history instead of just sitting around listening to what people tell them, they might actually understand whats going on, instead of spitting out liberal-media based bullshit.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #18 February 25, 2003 Hey, with the exception of very few, most American's ancestors came from somewhere else, but ya know what? I don't give a rats ass. When somebody asks me "what kind of name is quade?" or "where did your ancestors come from?" I tell them I don't know and I don't care. I'm not a European-American or any other kind of sub-grouping of American. I'm an American -- period. America is the great melting pot -- so melt already.quade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #19 February 25, 2003 Quote as may be, but if there were a fench based site making posts about America you'd all be pretty pissed off. I just dont think its fair, thats all. I'm sure there are plenty already. I'm not complaining. C'est la vie... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #20 February 25, 2003 Quote Hear about the new French tanks? They have 6 speeds, 5 reverse and 1 forward (just in case someone is chasing them from behind)... To improve living conditions in Poland, 3000 septic tanks were donated to rural communities. The Polish army said that once they learn to drive them, they will invade France. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skreamer 1 #21 February 25, 2003 Quote If we had to eat that fine Brittish food, we'd all starve! Yeah well, the excellent weather and dentists here more than compensate for the crap food... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bodypilot90 0 #22 February 25, 2003 QuoteI'm not a European-American or any other kind of sub-grouping of American. I'm an American -- period. you got it!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #23 February 25, 2003 Quote If we had to eat that fine Brittish food, we'd all starve! If only you hadn't sent us McDonalds...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #24 February 25, 2003 Quote America is the great melting pot -- so melt already. Damn right! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #25 February 25, 2003 Quote Quote If we had to eat that fine Brittish food, we'd all starve! If only you hadn't sent us McDonalds... Well, we would've let Bangers catch on here, but too many people were getting confused! (BTW, great stuff those bangers are!)So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
