skydivejersey 0 #2 February 26, 2003 It's all evens at the break. France gained an early lead but Iraq's strengthening on the home straight.....but wait a late charge from Guernsey and it's anybodies game.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #3 February 26, 2003 QuoteOther - specify Texas, but only if the bombs are big enough to create a crater big enough to extend the Gulf of Mexico to the Wisconsin/Illinois border. I always wanted Gulf property! Note: We need advanced warning to make sure all people in the new flood area have time to evacuate to Canada!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #4 February 26, 2003 Yeah, they can live in Nunavut. That should be an interesting change of scenery "What is the huge white rug you got on yer igloo?" "That, that's them polar bears"Did you know the Nunavut was created on April 1st, 1999? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #5 February 26, 2003 How about South Central LA? Or would people just think that some new riots were going on? Perhaps that would work. They would send in a few TV news teams and we could get rid of them. Or Detroit? Nah... you need a before-and-after difference to do damage estimates. Miami would be good. No Americans living there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveMonkey 0 #6 February 26, 2003 Quote you need a before-and-after difference to do damage estimates "We estimate negative 15 million in damages" "You mean it's improved the city?" "yup" ____________________ Say no to subliminal messages Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
billvon 3,070 #7 February 26, 2003 >Texas, but only if the bombs are big enough to create a crater big > enough to extend the Gulf of Mexico to the Wisconsin/Illinois > border. I always wanted Gulf property! Or just wait for global warming to do that for you. Much less fuss. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #8 February 26, 2003 LA? Nah. I'm against killing Americans without just cause, hence the notice to evacuate to Canada. I'm not sure if I could handle all those CA liberals living so close to me! Texans living to my north would be cool though. They're a bunch of cool people, once you get past that American flag look alike with the single star. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 February 26, 2003 Global warming? What's that? I've heard about that before, but could never really understand it through my -40F nights. It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 February 26, 2003 Quote Quote you need a before-and-after difference to do damage estimates "We estimate negative 15 million in damages" "You mean it's improved the city?" "yup" bwaaaahaa... hadn't looked at it that way. We could use that idea for New Jersey except that we might hit a toxic waste dump... scratch "might"... and spread stuff all over, then get blamed for a biological attack. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meathorse 0 #11 February 26, 2003 "Other" I need to get bombed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #12 February 27, 2003 If you ran this poll in France the answer would be "some innocent lovely little atoll in the pacific" with a garlic accent. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ifrinn 0 #13 February 27, 2003 how about Zimbabwe?? Mugabe would deserve it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralu 0 #14 February 27, 2003 Choosed Other.... I think that Bush senior would really deserved it!!!! Why he didn't finished the job? ralu what would be a woman without her dreams.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #15 February 27, 2003 Muggie or Bush... tricky one! Maybe we could get them to stand together for a photo and let rip a daisycutter Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #16 February 27, 2003 QuoteI think that Bush senior would really deserved it!!!! Why he didn't finished the job? Why kill one of our own? How about OJ or Robert Blake?Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralu 0 #17 February 27, 2003 If he finished with Saddam 12 years ago... Why he didn't? He was there!!! Can you read 22.000.000.000 $? Those money US has spended just with Turkey!!! ralu what would be a woman without her dreams.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #18 February 27, 2003 Heard the cost of rebuilding Iraq has been set at $85bln. France has got to be the cheaper option!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #19 February 27, 2003 OK, we'll have none of this! This thread was hijacked fair and square by the comedians first! We will NOT let you take it over and get serious! Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #20 February 27, 2003 Someone mention hijacked?? Dow just dropped 2,000 points. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #21 February 27, 2003 QuoteSomeone mention hijacked?? Dow just dropped 2,000 points. Oh yea? Well I got bombed!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charliezulu 0 #22 February 27, 2003 Gotta be a way to set up an Arclight mission that could tag all three on the same run! CZ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ralu 0 #23 February 27, 2003 How about something like russian rulette? ralu what would be a woman without her dreams.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
n2skdvn 0 #24 February 27, 2003 I say we bomb barney!!!!!! It's not good to let a purple dinosaur run around with kids . Think of the kids!!!!-- if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN my site Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #25 February 27, 2003 Quote I say we bomb barney!!!!!! It's not good to let a purple dinosaur run around with kids . Think of the kids!!!!-- "I love you... you love me..." What a slut that Barney is. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites