blewaway5 0 #1 February 25, 2003 The Seven Dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are "The Seven Dwarfs," they get ushered into see the Pope. Dopey and Doc lead the pack. "Dopey and Doc my sons," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?" Doc asks, "Excuse me, Your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?" The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and answers, "No Doc, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome." In the background a few of the dwarfs begin giggling. Dopey turns around and gives them a glare, silencing them. Doc then asks the Pope. "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of Europe?" The Pope, puzzled again, thinks for a moment and then answers, "No, Doc, there are no dwarf nuns in all of Europe." This time all the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey turns around and silences them all with an angry glare. Doc looks at the Pope and says, "Mr. Pope, are there ANY dwarf nuns in the whole world?" The Pope answers, "I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world." The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling, and laughing, pounding on the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks as they begin chanting, "Dopey screwed a penguin! Dopey screwed a penguin!" Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #2 February 25, 2003 HEHEHEHE. This was cute. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivejersey 0 #3 February 25, 2003 if old!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #4 February 25, 2003 HAHAHHAHAHAA love it!!! >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
