Plummet 0 #1 February 21, 2003 A guy goes into the doctor looking for a prescription for Viagra. The guy insists that he only needs 3 tablets. The doctor asks him why only 3? "I have a big weekend coming up doc. Friday, my girlfriend is coming over. Saturday, my ex-wife and I are going out. Sunday, my wife comes home from her trip." The doctor says, "Well, there hasn't been alot of research done, but they don't recommend that you take Viagra 3 days in a row. They don't know what the ramifications are." The guy is very insistent and the doctor relents, on one condition: " You have to promise to come in on Monday and let me see that you are OK." That's fine with the guy and he goes off for his wild weekend with his prescription for the wonder drug. Monday morning rolls around and true to his word, the guy shows up at the doctor's office. But, his arm is in a sling! The doctor asked, "What in the world happened to you?" The guy answered, "None of them showed up."-Jeff. http://www.iplummet.com Common sense and common courtesy are NOT common. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #2 February 21, 2003 Hehehehe Heard one kinda like that, but it was back when good ol' viagra first came out so I pretty much forgot about it. Nice to know it's still good for a laugh. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 February 21, 2003 bwhahahahahaha I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #4 February 21, 2003 An old Italian guy asked his doctor for half a Viagra. The doctor, curious, said OK but why only a half of one. The old guy says, "I'm tired of pissing on my shoes". Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
