How to make a Woman happy,a Man happy

[jumperconway 0]

> HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
>
> All you have to do is to be:
>
> 1. a friend
> 2. a companion
> 3. a lover
> 4. a brother
> 5. a father figure
> 6. a teacher
> 7. an educator
> 8. a cook
> 9. a gardener
> 10. a carpenter
> 11. a driver
> 12. an engineer
> 13. a mechanic
> 14. an interior decorator
> 15. a stylist
> 16. a sex therapist
> 17. Removed for "Dove" (see below)
> 18. a psychologist
> 19. a psychiatrist
> 20. a therapist
> 21. a good father
> 22. a gentleman
> 23. well organized
> 24. tidy
> 25. very clean
> 26. athletic
> 27. affectionate
> 28. affable
> 29. attentive
> 30. ambitious
> 31. amenable
> 32. articulate
> 33. bold
> 34. brave
> 35. creative
> 36. courageous
> 37. complimentary
> 38. capable
> 39. decisive
> 40. intelligent
> 41. imaginative
> 42. interesting
> 43. prudent
> 44. patient
> 45. polite
> 46. passionate
> 47. respectful
> 48. sweet
> 49. strong
> 50. skilful
> 51. supportive
> 52. sympathetic
> 53. tolerant
> 54. understanding
> 55. someone who loves shopping
> 56. someone who doesn't make problems
> 57. someone who never looks at other women
> 58. very rich
>
> AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST PAY ATTENTION TO MAKE SURE YOU:
>
> 59. are neither jealous nor disinterested
> 60. get on well with her family, but don't spend more time with
> them than with her
> 61. give her space, but show interest and concern in where
> she goes
>
> ABOVE ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT TO:
>
> 62. Not forget the dates of:
> * anniversaries (wedding, engagement, first date...)
> * graduation
> * birthday
> * menstruation
>
> However, even if you observe the above instructions perfectly,
> you are not 100% guaranteed that she will be happy, as she could
> one day feel overcome with the suffocating perfection of her life
> with you and run off with the first wild man she meets...
>
>
>
> HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Let him play with your tits

[kingbunky 3]

too true!

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[slim 0]

HAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

Geezus us men make things so easy!!!!!

<<<>>>
A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!'

[rhino 0]

LOL

[moodyskydiver 0]

LMAO!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[dove 0]

FYI - most women are not looking for #17 to be their knight in shining armour. I can just see it now, he gets home after a long day of work, "Boy am I tired. If I see one more hooch I'm gonna scream!"

Fall in dove.

[kingbunky 3]

yer back! where ya been hiding?

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[dove 0]

In my goody bag.

Fall in dove.

[rhino 0]

Can I take a peek?? In d bag?? lol

[jerry81 10]

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Let him play with your tits

I thought the correct instructions for women on how to make men happy were "Show up naked and bring beer." Works for me

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[kingbunky 3]

hmmmmm, goody bag!

"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart."
MB4252 TDS699
killing threads since 2001

[jumperconway 0]

17 removed as per your request

[happythoughts 0]

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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
>
> 1. Let him play with your tits

Always stick to the essentials. A bj and a nice sandwich.

[rhino 0]

I don't think women understand the power of a blow job?? lol

[LouDiamond 1]

You forgot 1 important one: Call it the NEW # 17 maybe: Be a mind reader

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[happythoughts 0]

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You forgot 1 important one: Call it the NEW # 17 maybe: Be a mind reader

Truth brother. That is the most important one. That way you can tell which number to be during which hour of the day. "Wrong?... Nothing... "

[dove 0]

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I don't think women understand the power of a blow job??

I beg your pardon! I am quite aware.... wheeeee!!! When I was little I used to try to hide the fact that I have BIG, SOFT lips. And with the newly added pleasure tip on my tongue (no piercing - all natural! Nuttin' like a scar for extra sensation!).... well, you get the picture.

Fall in dove.

[LouDiamond 1]

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I don't think women understand the power of a blow job?? lol

SSSSSHHHHHSSHHSHSHHS YOU WANNA RUIN IT OR WHAT? If the women ever find out the power and what a BJ would get them we might actually end up with a female president one day.

(Note to all thin skinned, leftists, feminists and other "ists", this was a tounge in cheek statement so don't get your panties in a knot...unless of course you LIKE the way the knot makes you feel)

"It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required"
Some people dream about flying, I live my dream
SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING

[happythoughts 0]

"...then we might actually end up with a female president one day. "

Again?

[AggieDave 6]

Well, my panties got wadded up. Wait...why am I wearing panties? Shit, I knew I shouldn't have gotten drunk last night...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."