skybytch 273 #26 February 11, 2003 Good post Deuce. But, typical of a guy, you already f*cked up royally and it's not even Friday yet. How'd you f*ck up so bad, so early? You didn't mention the most important person to remember come Valentine's Day. No, not your wife/husband or girl/boyfriend. No, not the mailman, your hair stylist or even the flower delivery person. Who is this one person who most deserves a public showing of your love and respect for them? Well, duh. Your gear dealer. I'll expect my office to be overflowing with blooms come Friday afternoon. You can find the office address in any issue of Parachutist or Skydiving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #27 February 11, 2003 You da man, Deuce! I'm sure your wife will be quite pleased. For me, I'm a chocolate kind of girl. But don't get me the big, red heart-shaped ones from the drugstore. That spells CHEAP! Get the good stuff, like truffles. Dz.commer, Phil, brought me some Swiss chocolate this week when he came here. Those are very yummy, even my kids thought so. I agree with the no roses for flowers. Everytime I've gotten roses the last few years, they would never bloom, they would just stay in a bud and fall over limp. I'd like an arrangement that had some thought put into it too, like tulips because we can't grow them down here.She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #28 February 11, 2003 Oh damn, sorry Lisa. I sent my valentine a goody package last week. I should've sent one to you too....to make up for my mistake you can keep sebazz. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #29 February 11, 2003 Quote Quote you are so right...in fact because i'm single i better order myself a dozen roses right now to be sent to my work on friday...so i can brag to my friends about how wanted i am Where do you work? I'll bring you a flower and take you to lunch :) You can kick me to the curb later, hmm...what's the catch here i mean a flower, lunch, AND i can just get ridda ya? sounds to good to be true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyingferret 0 #30 February 11, 2003 Quote - salt/sugar scrubs are great in the shower - very arousing!!! Whaaaa?-- All the flaming and trolls of wreck dot with a pretty GUI. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #31 February 11, 2003 I think WildBlue had a great suggestion: QuoteCandle-lit bubble bath with champagne and possibly some fresh fruit sounds like a lot more fun! Now, that's a romantic (and arousing) time.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #32 February 11, 2003 Quote I think WildBlue had a great suggestion: Quote Candle-lit bubble bath with champagne and possibly some fresh fruit sounds like a lot more fun! Now, that's a romantic (and arousing) time. Don't forget some whipped cream or some sweet melted chocolate for the fruit... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #33 February 11, 2003 Quote Quote I think WildBlue had a great suggestion: Quote Candle-lit bubble bath with champagne and possibly some fresh fruit sounds like a lot more fun! Now, that's a romantic (and arousing) time. Don't forget some whipped cream or some sweet melted chocolate for the fruit... Don't forget the severred head, either! There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #34 February 11, 2003 No catch.My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #35 February 11, 2003 Quote you already f*cked up royally and it's not even Friday yet. Well, DERRR. At least I'm comfortable with it. I'm the "Duke of D'OH!" And you guys talking about making flowers last. Silly. I know this much: It's about that moment, when the flowers come in. I suppose if the flowers last longer, you remember the presentation longer, but so long as it produces that involuntary "Oh! For me?!" I'm covered, and I don't have to sleep outside, or worse yet, inside in the cold. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #36 February 11, 2003 QuoteNo catch. tempting...very tempting Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #37 February 11, 2003 I should've posted it here, but check out my attachment in the Tuesday Funny thread... Quote Shower? Are you nuts? Candle-lit bubble bath with champagne and possibly some fresh fruit sounds like a lot more fun! Is that what you were talking about?? you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rgoper 0 #38 February 11, 2003 Duece: i got the market "cornered" on f*cking up. not only do i forget my wife's birthday, valentine's day, etc...i married her (not purposely) on my ex-wifes birthday, which is one day i will NEVER forget, our annual wedding anniversary. i have yet to live that one down. --Richard-- "We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #39 February 11, 2003 Quote Duece: i got the market "cornered" on f*cking up. not only do i forget my wife's birthday, valentine's day, etc...i married her (not purposely) on my ex-wifes birthday, which is one day i will NEVER forget, our annual wedding anniversary. i have yet to live that one down. DINGDINGDING! WINNAH! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #40 February 11, 2003 Quote Don't forget some whipped cream or some sweet melted chocolate for the fruit Damn, Max! Whew! It's getting hot in here....Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #41 February 11, 2003 Quote Quote Don't forget some whipped cream or some sweet melted chocolate for the fruit Damn, Max! Whew! It's getting hot in here.... Don't let your trip to Texas cool you down now! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumperconway 0 #42 February 11, 2003 Quote Quote Quote Don't forget some whipped cream or some sweet melted chocolate for the fruit Damn, Max! Whew! It's getting hot in here.... Don't let your trip to Texas cool you down now! Thanks for the help Max! I'll do my best to see that she stays hot in Texas! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #43 February 11, 2003 Quote Quote No catch. tempting...very tempting Succomb to temptation. You've GOT to be hungry by friday. My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #44 February 11, 2003 Quote You've GOT to be hungry by friday With her fall rate try to get a big huge steak in that tiny little belly... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #45 February 11, 2003 Quote Quote Quote Quote Don't forget some whipped cream or some sweet melted chocolate for the fruit Damn, Max! Whew! It's getting hot in here.... Don't let your trip to Texas cool you down now! Thanks for the help Max! I'll do my best to see that she stays hot in Texas! With the weather you guys get you won't have to do anything! Of course in the humidity, the chocolate loses its meaning then too! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #46 February 11, 2003 Quote With her fall rate try to get a big huge steak in that tiny little belly... OKHey what are you doing on friday?My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #47 February 11, 2003 Same thing I do every Friday... Try to take over the world!!Actually I have no plans at the immediate moment... We should talk. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #48 February 11, 2003 Quote Quote You've GOT to be hungry by friday With her fall rate try to get a big huge steak in that tiny little belly... come on' sebazz...my fall rate isn't that bad...i can keep up with you big boys if i want Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #49 February 11, 2003 Quote With her fall rate try to get a big huge steak in that tiny little belly... A WHAT?? In WHERE??...LOL... FFF "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #50 February 11, 2003 Valentine's Day? What is so special about Valentine's Day? I sent a rose (pink) on Monday, two on Tuesday, four on Wednesday, eight on Thursday and sixteen on Friday...and had forgotten it was Valentine's Day week...think I might be able to bluff my way through it?? FFF I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
