Sebazz1 2 #1 February 7, 2003 Texas is rubber You are glue, say something bad It will stick to you... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #2 February 7, 2003 Here's something better I know you are but what Is Texas about? So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #3 February 7, 2003 Yes, it is Friday My Sebazz is far away I miss him so much ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #4 February 7, 2003 Texas is so great The greatest state in the world And they're so humble Top quality beers Superior intellect Top quality steers...Bunch oh steers and queers But boy you aint got no horns Must be from Cali...*Disclaimer: No Texans where harmed in the making of this post, I hope... No disrespect to all of Texas. Just one in particular. Stanley the clown. And he's dead... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 February 7, 2003 Busy day Friday Selling two complete new rigs And a container Not done yet either The phone rings, email arrives It's just 11! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #6 February 7, 2003 Beer, tequila, jack All sounds good to me right now I need to get drunk ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #7 February 7, 2003 Ice cold Shiner Bock I will drink when I'm off work Around 5 o'clock Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #8 February 7, 2003 The nastiest taste Makes hair on your arm stand up A shot of Fernet! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 February 7, 2003 Friday's here indeed Sun is shining so brightly To the DZ weeeeee.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #10 February 7, 2003 Quote Texas is so great The greatest state in the world And they're so humble Texas is just big The strangest state known to man Still fixin' to tout Quote Top quality beers Superior intellect Top quality steers... It's all Bud and Coors Perhaps it's the beer guts Maybe it's the queers? Quote Bunch oh steers and queers But boy you aint got no horns Must be from Cali... It's the sun silly Who needs horns when we got babes Ain't Texas all flat? DITTO ON THE DISCLAIMER: *Disclaimer: No Texans where harmed in the making of this post, I hope...and if there were, please take them to the nearest facility for a replacement of "Sense of Humor". No disrespect -- it's a joke! Edit to add: Would I live there? Sure. (Except Houston, too humid) I can be happy just about anywhere, regardless of inherent pride.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quade 4 #11 February 7, 2003 Dog and pony show Waiting to begin at desk Killing time todayquade - The World's Most Boring Skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #12 February 7, 2003 I am off to lunch For my double martinini Lame @ss lawyer types... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #13 February 7, 2003 Holy shitballs dude You got me crackin up bad I must go pee now edit:now it's 5-7-5My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
steve1 5 #14 February 7, 2003 I'm a poet But didn't know it. (Steve1) ...................................................... Sebazz, I was just wondering if you've seen my girlfriend lately? You know the one that was there in your office on "Casual Friday". (The one you took the cute snap shot of.) I haven't heard from her in some time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
12bhi 0 #15 February 7, 2003 Bout summs it up for me! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 February 7, 2003 You are confused sir For I'm from California We don't like girls here... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #17 February 7, 2003 Colorado's cold White, white snow covers the earth No jumping for me B~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #18 February 7, 2003 beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer <<<>>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #19 February 7, 2003 So freaking cold out want to go home nap between boobies__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bbarnhouse 0 #20 February 7, 2003 Skysurf champ and me Soaring in the sky today A thrill beyond words Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #21 February 7, 2003 Swiss guys here last night I'm really tired at work now Boss caught me napping She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mindcake 0 #22 February 7, 2003 Sporto's at Drop Zone Brent and Rex are getting drunk He hasen't got a chance Jim Don´t belive the hype Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 February 7, 2003 It's not three, two, three But instead five, seven, five Better luck next time... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #24 February 7, 2003 Another complete Rig and a canopy too Me sell gear today! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #25 February 7, 2003 It is Friday yes I wish to be swooping this coming weekend Wallet is empty none gives free jumping to me credits cards usless drown sorrows in drinks drinkies bought by the freindlies to be my weekendGoddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
