yardhippie 0 #76 December 13, 2002 hey if you aint figure it out yet, lemmy try an splain it. Be yourself, but not rude. Be smart, not a know-it-all. Be sensitive, not needy. and be proud not egotistical. and if that dont work... burp, fart and tell her to get in the car damnit. Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #77 December 13, 2002 Quote still no clue LOL. your best bet is to get a hooker. hahaha!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ozthebum 0 #78 December 13, 2002 HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: > > Wine her, > Dine her, > Call her, > Hug her, > Support her, > Hold her, > Surprise her, > Compliment her, > Smile at her, > Listen to her, > Laugh with her, > Cry with her, > Romance her, > Cuddle with her, > Shop with her, > Give her jewelry, > Buy her flowers, > Hold her hand, > Write love letters to her, > Go to the ends of the earth and back for her. > > > HOW A WOMAN CAN IMPRESS A MAN: > > Show up naked, > Bring food. Oz Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #79 December 13, 2002 QuoteHOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN: > > Wine her, > Dine her, > Call her, > Hug her, > Support her, > Hold her, > Surprise her, > Compliment her, > Smile at her, > Listen to her, > Laugh with her, > Cry with her, > Romance her, > Cuddle with her, > Shop with her, > Give her jewelry, > Buy her flowers, > Hold her hand, > Write love letters to her, > Go to the ends of the earth and back for her. > > > HOW A WOMAN CAN IMPRESS A MAN: > > Show up naked, > Bring food. Oz Also: > Keep the toilet cover down > Spend ridiculous amounts of money in SHOES > Take out the garbage (usually left 2 inches away from the door and the trash can is right outside of it) To impress a man: FLASH YOUR BOOBIES.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JGarcia 0 #80 December 13, 2002 Quote Quote This has > failed me: Walk up to her (them) and say, "Hi, my name is _______, I want to meet you." as you shake hands. Ok, it usually helps if you keep eye contact, as you're doing this. Honest, to the point. Actually, that would work. But you better have something damn interesting to say after that. Ahhh, but I > have interesting conversation to follow up the introduction...that's the beauty of the aproach. It's usually the case that the girl will bore me with her conversation long before she's lost interest. If a girl is intelligent AND has a sense of humor, then I'm surprised. --JairoLow Profile, snag free helmet mount for your Sony X3000 action cam! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #81 December 13, 2002 Quote definitely..... have to have the gator..hehehe...It will be funnnnnnnnnn....think Travis will be able to put up with us?? HAHAHAHA hehehe, I wonder if Travis could handle the two of us, and then I remember who we are talking about... The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #82 December 13, 2002 Quote still no clue Get on a 300-way. I'm sure that would impress any woman!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MattM 0 #83 December 13, 2002 Tell her you're a skydiver. She has to be impressed... Then she proceeds to ask... "Isn't that expensive?" and you say "yea, sorta, I'm always broke..." shit, that wouldn't work, nevermind. Matt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #84 December 13, 2002 Another GREAT line: You walk up and sniff the air around her "sniff, sniff" You, "Do you smell something." Annoyed look on her face. You, "Because either I crapped my pants or you're hot as shit." -Doug What do a condom and a girlfriend have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #85 December 13, 2002 Or try here: http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ Thanks, Monkey."I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #86 December 14, 2002 Quote I wait until a drunk one thinks I'm cute and then I don't talk a lot and mess it up. Not exactly a strategy, but it works best. Yeah, this works surprisingly well!! Excessive alcohol, however, isn't necessary when the woman is over 30 & has learned to have the guts to admit that, yes, sometimes she just wants to score too!!> Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #87 December 14, 2002 Quote the woman is over 30 & has learned to have the guts to admit that, yes, sometimes she just wants to score too Speedy where do you hang out and can I come too? I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #88 December 14, 2002 HAZARDOUS MATERIALS INFORMATION SHEET MATERIAL SAFETY DATA SHEET WOMAN - A CHEMICAL ANALYSIS ELEMENT: Woman SYMBOL: WO.2 DISCOVERER: Adam ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 118 lbs, but known to vary fromm 100 to 550 pounds OCCURRENCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Surface usually covered with a painted film. 2. Boils at nothing; freezes without reason. 3. Melts if given special treatment. 4. Bitter if incorrectly used. 5. Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore. 6. Yields to pressure applied to correct points. CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: 1. Has a great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and precious stones. 2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. 3. May explode spontaneously withour prior warning, and for no known reason. 4. Insoluable in liquids, but activity greatly increased by saturation in alcohol. 5. Most powerful money-reducing agent known to man. COMMON USES: 1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. 2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. TESTS: 1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen. HAZARDS: 1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. 2. Illegal to possess more than one.So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #89 December 15, 2002 That's a keeper. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
novacaine 0 #90 December 15, 2002 Try this pick up line "Can I get off when you get off?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HyperliteRider 0 #91 December 15, 2002 Hey CrazyIvan, There's no point in asking Jasmin what time you can pick her up, cause she's already at my place!! Hehehe!! __________________________________________________ You're not too drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #92 December 15, 2002 xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #93 December 15, 2002 QuoteWhy are you trying to impress a woman, and what kind of woman is she? Being a Nobel prize winner won't even impress all women (although it'd sure impress me!). Jimmy Carter? You'd be impressed with Jimmy Carter? Sure, he could build you a nuclear reactor-powered house and feed you all the peanuts you could ever want, but the cost would be so inflated, you could never afford it. Jimmy Carter joke - Why is Jimmy Carter jealous of the Key Bridge? Because it goes into Rosslyn every night. That could be really funny if you are familiar with the DC area...or Jimmy Carter...or Rosslyn.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slotperfect 7 #94 December 15, 2002 One word: Authenticity.Arrive Safely John Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
f1freak 0 #95 December 15, 2002 Quote -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In Reply To -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- definitely..... have to have the gator..hehehe...It will be funnnnnnnnnn....think Travis will be able to put up with us?? HAHAHAHA -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- hehehe, I wonder if Travis could handle the two of us, and then I remember who we are talking about... hummmmmmmmmmmmmm..... I'm not sure how to take that....HAVE FUN... ...JUST DONT DIE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaBabie 0 #96 December 18, 2002 Quote Quote Quote This has > failed me: Walk up to her (them) and say, "Hi, my name is _______, I want to meet you." as you shake hands. Ok, it usually helps if you keep eye contact, as you're doing this. Honest, to the point. Actually, that would work. But you better have something damn interesting to say after that. Ahhh, but I > have interesting conversation to follow up the introduction...that's the beauty of the aproach. It's usually the case that the girl will bore me with her conversation long before she's lost interest. If a girl is intelligent AND has a sense of humor, then I'm surprised. --Jairo You know, it always helps if you bite her ass. Then again the stakes can get rather painful. Watch your ass! ...Literally! Lisa "Gary's Daughter, Ralph G/F" ColeyFor every first... there is a case of beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikkif 0 #97 December 18, 2002 Quote You know, it always helps if you bite her ass. Yes, but softly, with a little tongue and a lot of lips. I always refer little nibbles all over to just one big bite. Plus, you want to hurt just enough to get the juices flowing, but not enough to make it unpleasant... What am I, a bite geek? Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JGarcia 0 #98 December 18, 2002 QuoteYou know, it always helps if you bite her ass. Then again the stakes can get rather painful. Watch your ass! ...Literally! HAHAHA, I nearly fell off my chair when I read this. I was like "damn, she knows about that??" Then I realized it was you, Lisa...one of my ass biting victims. Although, I bit you a bit harder than most, because you need it rough. Oh, and... Quote softly, with a little tongue and a lot of lips. I always refer little nibbles all over to just one big bite. Plus, you want to hurt just enough to get the juices flowing, but not enough to make it unpleasant... What am I, a bite geek? Mikkif, I coouldn't agree with you more! But you're not a bite geek, you're a bite connosseur! Cheers! --JairoLow Profile, snag free helmet mount for your Sony X3000 action cam! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaBabie 0 #99 February 4, 2003 Well one thing is for sure... When you bit my ass there were no juices flowing!!!! One day, I would like the chunk you stole, my ass isn't very big already--I can't have you chewing away on what's left!For every first... there is a case of beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JGarcia 0 #100 February 4, 2003 But it tasted sooo good! Quoteno juices flowing Are you sure, I thought I felt something moist on my lips. Oops, that could've been something else. At least you're missing chunks on both cheeks, I couldn't let you get away without giving you a matching set of buns. Maybe next time I'll lick instead of bite. OK? Cheers! --JairoLow Profile, snag free helmet mount for your Sony X3000 action cam! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
