dbattman 0 #2 December 12, 2002 Sit at the bar off to the side and enjoy your drink in silence. Once in a while, lick your eyebrows. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #3 December 12, 2002 you can't,...Just tell them they look skinny PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mikkif 0 #4 December 12, 2002 Orgasm ratio > 3:1, in either's favor.Freedom -- Expression -- Spirit Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #5 December 12, 2002 Open your wallet and show her how much money you have. (It doesn't work with me, mine is always empty ) __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #6 December 12, 2002 Wallet dry, blue sky fly why.... So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #7 December 12, 2002 When I know, you'll knowMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #8 December 12, 2002 I didnt think it possible till I got one! I just showed up drunk... damn if I can remember what I did! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JGarcia 0 #9 December 12, 2002 This has > failed me: Walk up to her (them) and say, "Hi, my name is _______, I want to meet you." as you shake hands. Ok, it usually helps if you keep eye contact, as you're doing this. Honest, to the point. Cheers!! --Jairo Low Profile, snag free helmet mount for your Sony X3000 action cam! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #10 December 12, 2002 QuoteWhen I know, you'll know Call me crazy but I like that movie and Star has a nice ass. Just wish they would have shown more than just that. I have a new line but haven't had a chance to try it out yet. What do you think, " Ever been with a man with one nut?" CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #11 December 12, 2002 QuoteThis has <> failed me: Walk up to her (them) and say, "Hi, my name is _______, I want to meet you." as you shake hands. Ok, it usually helps if you keep eye contact, as you're doing this. Honest, to the point. Actually, that would work. But you better have something damn interesting to say after that.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #12 December 12, 2002 I take it stuttering and gibberish wont make the date?Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #13 December 12, 2002 >Actually, that would work Better not work on you or me and you need to have a talk Jess.... Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #14 December 12, 2002 Quote Better not work on you or me and you need to have a talk Jess.... I mean it would work solely in that I would not spit on him or spray him with mace if approached in such a manner. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #15 December 12, 2002 okay..excuse me for being sappy.....the way to impress a woman..if you want to marry her......love her ...truly love her.. now...if you're just trying to get laid... just tell her you love her..obviously i'm kidding about the latter.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #16 December 12, 2002 Quote okay..excuse me for being sappy.....the way to impress a woman..if you want to marry her......love her ...truly love her.. Quote oK great sentiment, but you gotta get started somewhere. Love at first sight dont work all the time! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #17 December 12, 2002 You must know all the guy lines Kris!!! -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #18 December 12, 2002 Quotehow to impress woman? be impressed by woman.namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,446 #19 December 12, 2002 Oooohhhh! He's really good. The honest approach above is the long-term best one. But let me tell you, this one is just about as good for women as it is for men!Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #20 December 12, 2002 Quote Quote how to impress woman? be impressed by woman. Agreed? yes Showoff? yes Would I do the same thing? yes Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jonno5 0 #22 December 12, 2002 All these replies and im no better off than i was before. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #23 December 12, 2002 Don't try to impress them. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DivaSkyChick 0 #24 December 12, 2002 Well, maybe you should be more specific with your question? Under what circumstance will you be making the attempt? --- www.facebook.com/mandyhamptonfitch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,446 #25 December 12, 2002 Why are you trying to impress a woman, and what kind of woman is she? Being a Nobel prize winner won't even impress all women (although it'd sure impress me!). If you're trying to get her to hire you for a job, it's different from if you're trying to get her to be your adoring girlfriend, and that's different from getting her to stop telling you what a geek you are. Why do you care if she's impressed? Be someone you like, and then someone good will like you. You, for one Wendy W. There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
