kizzie92 0 #26 December 12, 2002 Lick yer finger, wipe it on her shirt and say..."Lets get you out of those wet clothes then" Expect a smack in the head. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pds 0 #27 December 12, 2002 Quote Oooohhhh! He's really good. The honest approach above is the long-term best one. But let me tell you, this one is just about as good for women as it is for men!Wendy W. you talking to me?!?! namaste, motherfucker. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kizzie92 0 #28 December 12, 2002 Life is never to short for sports fucking. As long as the boundries are understood, oh and your girlfriend doesn't catch you. But how would I know! I'm celibate. Would rather have a nice hot cuppa tea. Tony The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rookeskydiver 0 #29 December 12, 2002 "scented candles, message oils, and Barry White" VW PCSS # 1 Rookeskydiver "Its a Wonka Bar"....."Go ahead Charlie open it, lets see that golden ticket" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #30 December 12, 2002 Quote I'm celibate shit I thought this word was strictly "girlspeak"!!! men don't call it celibate, we call it a "dry spell" other examples of guy speak vs.girl speak: Guy speak: Girl Speak: dick that balls those tits these pussy there shit freshen up fuck dinner & a movie Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #31 December 12, 2002 Anyway, if you want to impress women, just go into any singles bar & sit down & lick your eyebrows. For some reason, women will want to meet you. Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
homer 0 #32 December 12, 2002 You could always have a friend try to run her down as she crosses the street and then magically appear to pull her to safety. When she thanks you for saving her you then ask her if you can buy her lunch/ dinner. CSA #699 Muff #3804 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outofit 0 #33 December 12, 2002 so that has been my problem for all these years! It is better to be dead and cool than alive and uncool! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #34 December 12, 2002 Quote "scented candles, message oils, and Barry White" VW Oooh! Ooooh! Pick me! Pick me!!!xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jasmin 0 #35 December 12, 2002 Quote Open your wallet and show her how much money you have. (It doesn't work with me, mine is always empty ) Oh BS! I try not to let mine pay at all, but he won't let me! No, seriously. I've been hit on by a millionaire and my no-sh*t-honest-to-God response was: "Money can buy you many things, but it can't buy you class and it can't buy you me!" The guy was a jerk. My Dad cracked up pretty hard.xj "I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with the earth...but then I wouldn't recommend picking a fight with a car either, and that's having tried both." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #36 December 12, 2002 ok I'm coming out of retirement to post this! to truly impress women, you need to know what YOU WANT! know yourself and be yourself. if you are chasing a women just for the sake of sport fucking then you will never impress her...or yourself! go after the one you truly want and the one you truly want will go after you. there will be an unspeakable attraction. that kind that once you solidified the relation ship you will have always. (this will not happen the first time you think youre in love...this is ,however, how you will define you desires) now if youre just looking to get laid, then try any of the above, but dont expect her to chase you after your 4 minute fling!happy hunting! My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheBile 0 #37 December 12, 2002 Quote how to impress woman? Tell her your a dickhead and then proceed to head-butt her cunt. Gerb I stir feelings in others they themselves don't understand. KA'CHOW ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Faber 0 #38 December 12, 2002 Its so simpel,show them that you are good at kids And rember to have dummies,you can find some herehttp://www.aafc.dk/web/aafc/aafc.nsf/pics/kidsdummies.jpg/$file/kidsdummies.jpg?openelement Stay safe Stefan Faber Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #39 December 12, 2002 Quote Quote Open your wallet and show her how much money you have. (It doesn't work with me, mine is always empty ) Oh BS! I try not to let mine pay at all, but he won't let me! No, seriously. I've been hit on by a millionaire and my no-sh*t-honest-to-God response was: "Money can buy you many things, but it can't buy you class and it can't buy you me!" The guy was a jerk. My Dad cracked up pretty hard. In that case...are you single? what time may I pick you up? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #40 December 12, 2002 QuoteIts so simpel,show them that you are good at kids ] HILLARIOUS!!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JumpNFly 0 #41 December 12, 2002 Quoteokay..excuse me for being sappy.....the way to impress a woman..if you want to marry her......love her ...truly love her.. I'm gonna have to agree with my sistah Souljah on this one!!!!! the other key... LISTEN TO HER!!!!!! and I don't mean when you're getting your ear nagged off... but listen to her heart, the sweet things she says, the little things she asks for ( not material things) such as returning a phone call when you say you will... Its the little things that we love so very much! The key to walking on water... Is knowing where the rocks are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skitzo 0 #42 December 12, 2002 Quote Don't try to impress them Good one! Its always obvious when a guy is trying to hard! Not good at all. I always pity the guy making a fool of himself bouncing off of every wall a girl puts up because he's just trying to impress them un-naturally. - "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Vallerina 2 #43 December 12, 2002 Yeah, blah blah blah...don't try to impress a woman...blah blah blah...but, anyways, the one time I was truly impressed by a guy was when he showed off his Simpsons trivia knowledge to me! That really impressed me!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites fudd 0 #44 December 12, 2002 Easy: Bounce in just infront of the beer line at terminal. Brush the dust off your jumpsuit. Mutter something about "damn, forgott my rigg again" Pick up your rigg and get on the next load... Will impress everybody There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Skitzo 0 #45 December 12, 2002 Quote Bounce in just infront of the beer line at terminal. Brush the dust off your jumpsuit. Mutter something about "damn, forgott my rigg again" Pick up your rigg and get on the next load... ROFLMAO....yep that would work! "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #46 December 12, 2002 Right on, SISTAH!! and hurry up and get your butt to Virginia and we can discuss the complexities of relationships while drinking a beer..or two....or three.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #47 December 12, 2002 Quoteand hurry up and get your butt to Virginia and we can discuss the complexities of relationships while drinking a beer..or two....or three.. I wanna come drink too!! But can we leave out the relationship discussion? The last thing i wanna think about when hanging with other skychickys is men. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites misskriss 0 #48 December 12, 2002 yes you are absolutely right.....no relationship discussions.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ladyskydiver 0 #49 December 12, 2002 Be yourself. We'll see through anything fake.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jceman 1 #50 December 12, 2002 How to impress woman? Hit on head with club. Drag to cave. Belch loud. Hit chest two three times (better let club drop first). Roar name. Put Happy Little Fella in warm moist place. Roar name at right time (will know when). Take nap. Wait a minute, did you want something more enlightened and up to date? How to impress a particular woman or women in general? Afraid I'll have to get back to you on that one. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 Next Page 2 of 5 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Skitzo 0 #42 December 12, 2002 Quote Don't try to impress them Good one! Its always obvious when a guy is trying to hard! Not good at all. I always pity the guy making a fool of himself bouncing off of every wall a girl puts up because he's just trying to impress them un-naturally. - "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vallerina 2 #43 December 12, 2002 Yeah, blah blah blah...don't try to impress a woman...blah blah blah...but, anyways, the one time I was truly impressed by a guy was when he showed off his Simpsons trivia knowledge to me! That really impressed me!There's a thin line between Saturday night and Sunday morning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fudd 0 #44 December 12, 2002 Easy: Bounce in just infront of the beer line at terminal. Brush the dust off your jumpsuit. Mutter something about "damn, forgott my rigg again" Pick up your rigg and get on the next load... Will impress everybody There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skitzo 0 #45 December 12, 2002 Quote Bounce in just infront of the beer line at terminal. Brush the dust off your jumpsuit. Mutter something about "damn, forgott my rigg again" Pick up your rigg and get on the next load... ROFLMAO....yep that would work! "How do you keep your feet on the ground when you know you were born to fly?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #46 December 12, 2002 Right on, SISTAH!! and hurry up and get your butt to Virginia and we can discuss the complexities of relationships while drinking a beer..or two....or three.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #47 December 12, 2002 Quoteand hurry up and get your butt to Virginia and we can discuss the complexities of relationships while drinking a beer..or two....or three.. I wanna come drink too!! But can we leave out the relationship discussion? The last thing i wanna think about when hanging with other skychickys is men. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #48 December 12, 2002 yes you are absolutely right.....no relationship discussions.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #49 December 12, 2002 Be yourself. We'll see through anything fake.Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jceman 1 #50 December 12, 2002 How to impress woman? Hit on head with club. Drag to cave. Belch loud. Hit chest two three times (better let club drop first). Roar name. Put Happy Little Fella in warm moist place. Roar name at right time (will know when). Take nap. Wait a minute, did you want something more enlightened and up to date? How to impress a particular woman or women in general? Afraid I'll have to get back to you on that one. Faster horses, younger women, older whiskey, more money. Why do they call it "Tourist Season" if we can't shoot them? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
