phatcat 0 #1 February 4, 2003 I'm a hairy sumbitch. I was just trimming the bonzai and made a little slip. Now I got toilet paper wrapped around my package. Can ANYTHING else go wrong today? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #2 February 4, 2003 Too much information. Way too much information. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaBabie 0 #3 February 4, 2003 Ouch! Being female... I would say a woman would rather hairy nuts, then scars, bruises, and bleeding. No one likes hairy, but gezz when it involves your safetly... go grizzly!For every first... there is a case of beer! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TB99 0 #4 February 4, 2003 I'm with Push here ... I've been fortunate to never do that (but I don't use scissors) Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LouDiamond 1 #5 February 4, 2003 HAHAHA, That's Darwinism weeding out the gene pool for you in action people "It's just skydiving..additional drama is not required" Some people dream about flying, I live my dream SKYMONKEY PUBLISHING Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
quatorze 1 #6 February 4, 2003 Dude, a buddy of mine in the 82nd had to report to his CO on at monday meeting that one of the guys n his unit was on light duty profile, reason being, he sliced his cod sack while trying to shave it... ungh!!! But can you imagine what the CO was thinking as Tony was giving him the rundown I'm not afriad of dying, I'm afraid of never really living- Erin Engle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TB99 0 #7 February 4, 2003 Try picking up a beard/mustache trimmer thing ... they work wonders, believe me! Much safer. Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #8 February 4, 2003 You cut your nuts? well damn the doctor cut mine. Im 24 and had to have a vasectomy due to cancer so consider yourself lucky. hehe - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #9 February 4, 2003 oh sweetie.......OUCH!!! try waxing next time.. yes it's painful, but nothing beats a brazilian wax..especially when summer comes around.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #10 February 4, 2003 josh, I have one word for you...NAIR! LMAO -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #11 February 4, 2003 I think it would be better to just chop them off with scissors. Sure would hurt less. -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #12 February 4, 2003 Dude, I didn't cut my nuts OFF! Just a small flesh wound. But still, when you see blood coming out of your nutsack, it can make a guy panic. I think it's mostly stopped bleeding. Stay tuned for more info on my nuts Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TB99 0 #13 February 4, 2003 Quote oh sweetie.......OUCH!!! try waxing next time.. yes it's painful, but nothing beats a brazilian wax..especially when summer comes around.. Uhhhhhh ....... no thanks! Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #14 February 4, 2003 WAX.... Kristin are you out of your mind. One its hot as hell and burns and that area is sensitive not saying that a womans isnt and two um no like I said are you nuts? - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #15 February 4, 2003 actually........yes I am.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #16 February 4, 2003 Quote josh, I have one word for you...NAIR! LMAO Oh yes great idea...burn the hair off...I played truth or dare with some friends once and my gf at the time naired a section of my leg well I dont know if it naturally leaves a welp or it was due to her leaving it on for an hour hmmmm either way it sucked- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #17 February 4, 2003 Quote I'm a hairy sumbitch. I was just trimming the bonzai and made a little slip. Now I got toilet paper wrapped around my package. Can ANYTHING else go wrong today? Next time...just fill a coffee can with draino... and "tee-bag" the whole thing 'till it shines! gotta hurt less than your way ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #18 February 4, 2003 you think thats bad the entire vasectomy procedure where they ya know go snip snip on a guy well I went thru it all and I was not under a general anesthetic, they gave me an epidural and all that kept me from seeing it all was a sheet so imagine my feeling. - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #19 February 4, 2003 QuoteI have one word for you...NAIR! Yeah, and then if you saw me naked you'd see my hairy-ass body, except my genitals would have no hair at all around them. THAT wouldn't look odd at all... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #20 February 4, 2003 Ill spell it out this time around TOO MUCH INFORMATION - GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #21 February 4, 2003 That qualifies for the most disturbing thought of the month. What's it like without them? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #22 February 4, 2003 Remember American Pie 2? When he taped his best friend to a porno with superglue? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #24 February 4, 2003 Quote Dude, a buddy of mine in the 82nd had to report to his CO on at monday meeting that one of the guys n his unit was on light duty profile, reason being, he sliced his cod sack while trying to shave it... ungh!!! But can you imagine what the CO was thinking as Tony was giving him the rundown not that i doubt you, (ok actually i do you know the 'buddy of mine' is just as bad as 'there i was' ) but this has entered the realm of military urban legends, unless lots of PFCs get profiles for cutting themselves while shaving the sack, because i heard it during a commanders call (MI making fun of the Arty BN) when i was at Stewart 7 years ago..____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #25 February 4, 2003 Quote That qualifies for the most disturbing thought of the month. What's it like without them? I still have them...lol Im just unable to reproduce...hehe- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
