Push 0 #26 February 4, 2003 I guess I'll call you the bus driver, cause you took me to school Quote Im just unable to reproduce Oh, so it's great then, eh? -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #27 February 4, 2003 Quote I guess I'll call you the bus driver, cause you took me to school Quote Im just unable to reproduce Oh, so it's great then, eh? Oh man you have no idea. Whats even better is when ex's of mine have come up to me and said they are pregnant and I say it aint mine and then when they find out how Im so sure its like DUH! But its not so good on the idea that I may have wanted kids in the future but as for now its awsome.- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #28 February 4, 2003 Today I caught my hood ring on my pants when my leg straps tugged them wrong on opening. A word to the wise...wear something under them freefly pants.... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
akaGQ 0 #29 February 4, 2003 Quote Today I caught my hood ring on my pants when my leg straps tugged them wrong on opening. A word to the wise...wear something under them freefly pants.... ooooooooooh a hood ring hmmm sounds very appetizing- GQ ... it was the love of the air and sky and flying, the lure of adventure, the appreciation of beauty ... -Charles Lindberg Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zenister 0 #30 February 4, 2003 QuoteToday I caught my hood ring on my pants when my leg straps tugged them wrong on opening. A word to the wise...wear something under them freefly pants.... ooww ooww oow oow ooww...____________________________________ Those who fail to learn from the past are simply Doomed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #31 February 4, 2003 Ouch!! That sounds like it must have hurt just a tiny little bit more than the nicked nut sac Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #32 February 4, 2003 Yeah, it was a scarey 5 minutes befor eI worked up the guts to reach down my pants and check it. I was worried I'd done more damage and wasn't feeling it due to the adrenaline factor... Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #33 February 4, 2003 Man, am I a guy or what? All I got out of that post, mujie, was "reach down my pants and check it." Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #34 February 4, 2003 Its ok, I did that on purpose. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #35 February 4, 2003 Whew! Thank goodness, I'd hate to think that my mind was in the gutter of its own accord. I feel much better knowing you dragged it down there with you. Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #36 February 4, 2003 go slow, and don't let it get too bushy. that way when you break out the gillette mach 3 next time you won't have to perform a premptive strike with the a Fiskars scizzors Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #37 February 4, 2003 Quote Quote oh sweetie.......OUCH!!! try waxing next time.. yes it's painful, but nothing beats a brazilian wax..especially when summer comes around.. Uhhhhhh ....... no thanks! oh -- the brazilian wax on a woman is nnniiiiccceeeee..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #38 February 4, 2003 Quote Lie flat on your back and do everything the nice skychicky tells you. No chickie-mama. Grab my chest-straps, go on go, and look for the inverted horizon.OUCH! At least your jumping. Been foggy or windy in Cali for a while. JP Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #39 February 4, 2003 key words..."on a woman" Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weid14 0 #40 February 4, 2003 Quote key words..."on a woman" yes one needs to be very clear about that Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mujie96 0 #41 February 4, 2003 I can do it without the chest strap now....not well enough to play with others but by myself....oooh, I get all warm and fuzzy just thinking about it. Just keep swimming...just keep swimming.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #42 February 4, 2003 Quote ... Just a small flesh wound. ... You know, there was a conquered knight in "The Holy Grail" who said the same thing, despite evident defeat. So sad you would mistreat your buddies down there! PPS (Privates Protective Services) should be called in! So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #43 February 4, 2003 you've got no arms left!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #44 February 4, 2003 Quote... Just a small flesh wound. ... Actually this was also said in National Lampoon's (sp?) European Vacation when Chevy Chase ran over the local riding his bike. Funny stuff. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #45 February 4, 2003 Then blood starts squirting out of that Brit's wrist...ahhhh, classic comedy.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #46 February 4, 2003 That movie is really funny. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #47 February 4, 2003 QuoteI have one word for you...NAIR! Nair on the sack? If you're kidding, that's a cruel joke! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #48 February 4, 2003 I shave, I have no problems, I don't cut myself, but the thought of nair on MY nuts? HELL NO! While we're at it, I might as well put some Icy/Hot on it, or some BenGay...the only thing I put on my nuts (besides shaving gel) is Gold Bond powder. Ahhh, Gold Bond goodness...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blewaway5 0 #49 February 4, 2003 "Come back here, I'll bit your leg off!!" Truman Sparks for President Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
indyz 1 #50 February 4, 2003 QuoteThen blood starts squirting out of that Brit's wrist...ahhhh, classic comedy. Pssst.... That Brit is Eric Idle, of Monty Python. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
