AggieDave 6 #51 February 4, 2003 Yeah, I knew he was apart of the Monty Python crew, I just couldn't remeber who it was (although I knew it was not John). Its been too long since I've seen that movie... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #52 February 4, 2003 QuoteI shave, I have no problems, I don't cut myself, but the thought of nair on MY nuts? HELL NO! While we're at it, I might as well put some Icy/Hot on it, or some BenGay...the only thing I put on my nuts (besides shaving gel) is Gold Bond powder. I just trim with the clippers. I cut myself shaving once, and, whilke I didn't really hurt, enduring the laughter from my girlfriend was too much! But Nair! That's just wrong! My friend accidentally got some Vicks vaporub on her most sensitive of places and she totally freaked. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AirMail 0 #53 February 4, 2003 Quote My friend accidentally got some Vicks vaporub on her most sensitive of places and she totally freaked. How can you "accidentally" get Vick's Vaporub there? While rubbing Vaporub on her chest she suddenly had to scratch her crotch. Patrick-- It's never too late to have a happy childhood. Postal Rodriguez, Muff 3342 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #54 February 4, 2003 is that the same 'accidently' that people use when they end up in hospital with a potatoe up their arse? my friends a nurse.. she has some VERY amusing stories..Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mouth 0 #55 February 4, 2003 That stuff really is torture but I figured since josh wasn't very good at trimming, well, we needed to explore other avenues. The hot wax hurt like hell so even I didn't offer that suggestion. (MissKriss -- Hot Mama At least you know where you stand even if it is in a pile of shit. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #56 February 4, 2003 See I want to shave my nuts but this is exactly why I don't. Just too dangerous. I need a surgeon to do it. And put me under so i don't flinch under the knifeTake care of your jewels man. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #57 February 4, 2003 QuoteMy friend accidentally got some Vicks vaporub on her most sensitive of places and she totally freaked. BWAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! Tale time...a few friends and myself secured a jar of Vicks vaseline and a jar of Vaporub just before another friend got married. We snuck into his luggage, stole his jar of vaseline, emptied it, refilled it with Vaporub and heated it to make it look new (smooth shiny top). His wife (the same people got the tattoo) almost killed us after they got back from the honeymoon. Then there was the time I replaced my ex's shampoo with Nair...tee-hee... FFF My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, Marrying you screwed up my life. "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #58 February 4, 2003 Quotewith a potatoe up their arse? Lol...I had a friend once that was complaining about hemmoroids...I told him about an old wives remedy that consisted of using a small Irish potato as a suppository. The next day I called his house, his wife answered the phone and when I asked for him, she told me he was in the bathroom and had been there for hours. I asked what had happened and she said he had tried my "home remedy". What I had neglected to tell them was, the potato was supposed to be cut and only a sliver of it should have been used...Lol. He had shoved a WHOLE IRISH POTATO up his butt...and I laughed till I cried...tee-hee.. FFF I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming[ "Upon seeing the shadow of a pigeon, one must resist the urge to look up." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #59 February 4, 2003 Quote the only thing I put on my nuts (besides shaving gel) is Gold Bond powder. Dude. That is so unnecessary! The only thing that ever needs to be applied to testicles to keep them happy is saliva. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phatcat 0 #60 February 4, 2003 QuoteThe only thing that ever needs to be applied to testicles to keep them happy is saliva. Yeah, but I'm not that flexible anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #61 February 4, 2003 Quotethe only thing I put on my nuts (besides shaving gel) is Gold Bond powder. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dude. That is so unnecessary! Don't be giving Pammi bad memories of baby powder on nuts... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #62 February 4, 2003 Quote the only thing I put on my nuts (besides shaving gel) is Gold Bond powder. ---------------------------------------------------------- Dude. That is so unnecessary! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Don't be giving Pammi bad memories of baby powder on nuts... Assuming these are Merrick's nuts she was dealing with, I would bet he'd have been okay with the saliva suggestion. What guy isn't? And Josh, the whole point of the medicinal saliva application is to have it directly applied and that it not be your own. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Skyrad 0 #63 February 4, 2003 LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!When an author is too meticulous about his style, you may presume that his mind is frivolous and his content flimsy. Lucius Annaeus Seneca Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #64 February 4, 2003 Deeeez Nutzz.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #65 February 4, 2003 [ BWAAAAAHAHAHA!!!! Tale time...a few friends and myself secured a jar of Vicks vaseline and a jar of Vaporub just before another friend got married. We snuck into his luggage, stole his jar of vaseline, emptied it, refilled it with Vaporub and heated it to make it look new (smooth shiny top). When asked to house sit for friends, we filled about 5 dozen condoms with mayonaise, and hid them all over their house, and garage. They found them for years! The first one nearly caused a divorce, the rest were hilarious...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #66 February 4, 2003 Quote Assuming these are Merrick's nuts she was dealing with, Geesh, am i the only one that remembers Pammi story about her ex and baby powder? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jfields 0 #67 February 4, 2003 Quote Geesh, am i the only one that remembers Pammi story about her ex and baby powder? Probably not, but I didn't / don't. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #68 February 4, 2003 just use a mach 3 in a hot showerPhoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tb62871 0 #69 February 4, 2003 How many times do i have to say it? Keep sharp objects away from your junk. Was the nick worth looking like you got an extra inch? --TB Welcome my friends to the show that never ends. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #70 February 4, 2003 You know how the girls have the "women only" section? Well, maybe the guys need a section of their own as well to discusss hair removal from their , uh.... you know, as well as other things they may want to discuss that the women (and some men) just don't wanna get the visual of..... just my opinion.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #71 February 4, 2003 So why you opening a thread titled "I CUT MY NUTS!"... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
slim 0 #72 February 4, 2003 THREE PAGES Of POSTS DUE TO CUT NUTS? Gawd forbid!!!!1 >>> A good friend will bail you outta jail... A true friend will be sitting next to you saying "That was fucking awesome!!!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
celljumper 0 #73 February 4, 2003 Curiosity....gota problem with it? Maybe he was trying to make peanut butter. I don't know. J/K Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zeemax 0 #74 February 4, 2003 very informative tho.. lol...Phoenix Fly - High performance wingsuits for skydiving and BASE Performance Designs - Simply brilliant canopies Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #75 February 4, 2003 QuoteCuriosity....gota problem with it? Maybe he was trying to make peanut butter. I don't know. J/K yeah, i totally thought this thread was about trying to make peanut butter. mmm...i'm craving a reese's peanut butter cup now!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
