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***the only thing I put on my nuts (besides shaving gel) is Gold Bond powder.



Dude. That is so unnecessary!

The only thing that ever needs to be applied to testicles to keep them happy is saliva.

;)

Have you ever tried Goldbond??? Oh God, it was our savior at Lackland AFB. It was a feel good escape from hell at night, hehehe ... I was the guy with the big ass Goldbond and I was king because of it, LOL.


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I'm still unsure on how to shave deez nutz....... I'll go with the wolly mammoth look for now.



I think i need to find someone new to stalk...i don't like the wooly mammoth look.[:/]

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Now you know what it is ... but until you try some down your shorts, you have no idea why we do it, LOL.



well come on then, dont keep it a secret.! whats it do?
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Curiosity....gota problem with it? Maybe he was trying to make peanut butter. I don't know.


J/K



yeah, i totally thought this thread was about trying to make peanut butter.

mmm...i'm craving a reese's peanut butter cup now!!!



Ok, so you read about someone slicing open their scrotum and you get hungry?

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It feels like a thousand concubines blowing on your nuts.



That quote is a keeper! :P

As a side note, how do you know what it feels like to have a thousand concubines blowing on your nuts? I still haven't gotten more than 900 at a time together before. ;)

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Awe, you gave it away, Kev ... lol ... it's a nice feeling, trust me. I haven't done it once since I left that wretched base, but it is definately a good memory of the time.
Go buy yourself a small bottle of the stuff and try it out, it's weird at first, but gets real nice. Funny the things we do to escape hell on earth.


Trailer 11/12 was the best. Thanks for the memories ... you guys rocked!

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I have been doing it for years (both shaving and cutting)

Its just hard to hear about the casualtiesB|


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This is some funny shit!! Everytime I've been looking at the threads today and pass the title "I CUT MY NUTS" I'm fallin outta my chair . The lady working across from me keeps asking what I'm laughin at . I should just say "I CUT MY NUTS" . Thanks for all the laughs , but do yourself a favor and get some trimmers or maybe go to a day spa and get some chick to do it . Whatever you do just be careful man.


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I would say a woman would rather hairy nuts, then scars, bruises, and bleeding


Really? In that order?:P:P Sounds good to me...except mine are seriously trimmed. But the rest sounds good. BTW, did the bruising on your butt heal? Is it time for another bite??

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Gold Bond is an essential part of the shaving process for this particular shaving application

Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky

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Scars are sexy!!:)

is it the scar thats sexy or the bare nuts dangling right there that does it for you?


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