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According To The Deathclock

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My personal day of death is

Wednesday,Dec. 30th,2037
I have 1,101,694,050 seconds to live

personally,I dont want to live that long,but if I MUST

Hell,I might as well take up skydiving or something

(dont know how to make clicky[:/])

www.deathclock.com(if ya really wanna know)


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I took both, the first one said 2050, the second, 2035, apparently I do enough bad stuff to take 15 years off my life....

S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

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Thursday, June 1, 2045

I'll be 74 :|

And that'll be 43 more years alone too or not who knows :S

Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.

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And I'll be the neighbor lady with 200 parrots! And you'll call 10 times a day to complain about the noise!
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Im probably gonna be that 70 year old man with 26 jumps runnin around claiming to be a skydiver:S

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Fool,

That site is a riot! Some of those questions were crazy. I know they had no bearing for the calculations and this was all in fun!

J


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Sometimes we're just being Humans.....But we're always Human Beings.

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WHAT???? you mean it didn't mean anything... You mean I could still die tomorrow????
I guess I better keep living like I might then. :)

edited to add: you should check out some of the other tests on that site...some are cool, most are funny.


S.E.X. party #1

"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "f*#k, what a ride".

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August 23, 2041 at the age of 70 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Horrible Accident (19%)
Cancer (16%)
Electrolysis (11%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)

I don't like the Horrible Accident bit being most likely. :S

Sky-div'ing (ski'div'ing) n. A modern sport that involves parties, bragging, sexual excesses, the imbibing of large quantities of beer, and, on rare occasions, parachuting from aircraft.

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WHAT???? you mean it didn't mean anything... You mean I could still die tomorrow????
I guess I better keep living like I might then. :)




Hahahaha! Yep, keep living like there is no tomorrow!:)
J


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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Saturday, October 19, 2069

Ten days short of 99 years old. Personally, I don't want to live that long, but if I must, I better still be jumping!
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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The best I could get was sometime in 2067.

My original date was sunday June 30 2058, I'll be 90 years old.

Did anyone notice that if you enter "Sadistic" you death date doesn't change where as the others change every time you resubmit:o... Maybe they know something we don't...
Sadistic = Tuesday May 17 2005


ChileRelleno-Rodriguez Bro#414
Hellfish#511,MuffBro#3532,AnvilBro#9, D24868

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By the Deathclock, I'll die on the Ides of March 2042 (how warped is that?) at 74.

By 'the fool' s link (Hi James!) I get almost another whole year! woohoo. Either Cancer (25%) or a horrible accident(19%).

Hmmm, about a 1 in 2 chance I'll die because I've had fun in my life? Perhaps a Septegenerain swoop meet under a Nexxus 32 gone bad? Another racecar wreck? Something else? Either way, it's gonna be a long while, so get used to me:P

Dave



Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney)

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And from that one:
You can expect to die on:
July 5, 2043
at the age of 72 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Horrible Accident (18%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Cancer (12%)
Electrolysis (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Drowning (5%)
It's your life, live it!
Karma
RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1

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Looks like you will all outlive me.....best I can do is 2031.
On the good side.....I'm leaving all my money to Michele and Jess, provided they open a shelter for homeless cats and parrots. The only stipulation is that all the animals must have free reign of the house -- no cages. :)
Don

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